by avishai 155 Replies latest jw experiences
A few that come to mind:
not wearing a jacket whilst doing roving mikes
being too happy and not serious enough
having a classic car
having fairy lights up (not a xmas time)
the type of suit i wore
my hairstyle(s)
being seen in the hardware store with dirty work clothes on (was midway through a job and needed something)
growing a beard around the memorial time
What a wonderful thread.Really shows up the nonsense we all put up with!
Before i was the handsome Chap i am now i was a bit of a spotty Lad.Now this really couldnt be helped,i used all the cream etc,never touched Chocolate.....but out of all the Brothers my age,i was the only one not allowed to read the Wt ( a very big deal when one is 18!).They werent subtle about it either.The wt conductor ..a big mouthed f*cker....loudly said i didnt give an "attractive"look whilst reading and would detract from the seriousness of the WT.
Twat.I will never forget that!Right in front of other People too.
Got counseled for tons of things,most too stupid to recall properly.The obvious one was spending too much time alone in service with a pioneer sister.Haha...yeah we were alone all the time for good reason.....
Fleanman, thats a terrible story.
They used to let real ugly buggers read the WT at our hall!
Wolfgirl, about that wicked skirt... I'd have said, "You are right, Sister Witchywife! I appreciate the fine guidance and am demonstrating my repentance RIGHT NOW, in front of your husband by taking the skirt OFF! (swishing sound as skirt floats to the floor) Best if you were wearing thongs or fishnet tights.
Hey Fleaman:
Twat.I will never forget that!
LOL. Say it as it is
Ian
In the 1970's
a little extra hair over the top of the ears.
Fleanman, thats a terrible story.
They used to let real ugly buggers read the WT at our hall! Mine too!I was bloody paranoid! (walks off in a huff doing a John Merrick impression..................................)
Ian.
Seriously,this Bloke was the thickest,most idiotic,self righteous Elder i ever knew!Taking the Wt was the ultimate for him..he had arrived and was determined to stamp his stoopid little authority all over it!When the handsome pills kicked in and he deigned to let me read the darned thing he once picked on me to answer!!I didnt have my hand up!Naturally i was daydreaming and he woke me up...man,was i flustered .....he did that to a lot of Bros till one day he picked on the wrong Bro,who gave him what for...i loved that!
Yep,what a complete tosser.Still is as far as i can gather.
Driving a two door.. Driving a stick shift... Driving to fast... Telling witnick's with SUV's that they were ruining the earth..
Counseled by Circuit and Congregation Overseers for not wanting to marry the nice brother I had been dating ..............they came to see me (primarily, though, for not attending enough meetings)....
