The perfect orgasm, the perfect sex session.. I actually started a thread on that the day it dawned on me that dream wasn't going to come true..
What Did you Plan On Doing In The New System?
by minimus 62 Replies latest jw friends
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logansrun
I found this thread hilarious, just so you all know.
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finnrot
I remember thinking as a little kid that it would be boring as hell in the New System. I also knew that somebody somewhere would piss off Jehovah God and eventually he would wipe everybody out just to prove a point. I was certain that I would make it through this evil wicked system and live once Jehovah had wiped all my friends out and set up his new system, but I new even as a little kid that eventually someone would piss off Jehovah and we would all be doomed eventually anyway. This always scared the piss out of me.
I was made aware WAY too soon about my mortality as a child and I worried about it constantly. Religion is based on fear and there is no doubt about that. But the thing about other religions is that they realize that you are going to die eventually and that you are going to float up to heaven and that that was that. It is a ridiculous concept, but it is a way of getting control of your way of thinking and letting you live you life comfortably and not worrying about dying.
I am now a Catholic because I married a beautiful Pinay(Phillipines), and I will attend church reguraly with her on Sundays. I realize that there is no God and that religion is the opiate of the masses. Many on this site have deluded yourselves that there is a big man in the sky that knows your every thought, and I'm happy that you have deluded yourself in beliving that. It must be sooooo comforting.
Live happy and live like there is no tomorrow, because there isn't!!!........Be happy now and love hard and love long.
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shotgun
I thought we could get together and build a tower upto the heavens. I could take on a new name for myself.... Nimrod is to obvious, how about Ramrod.
Honestly maybe it was truly never real to me because I can't remember dwelling on it.
For the first few years we would all be singing Randy Travis...Diggin up bones.
Then it would change to..... Take this job and shove it.
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drwtsn32
Burying 6,000,000,000 dead bodies and then living out eternity trapped inside a district convention that had no cheese danishes or warm shasta cola.
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FlyingHighNow
no cheese danishes or warm shasta cola.
Well now, that thought could set one to reminiscing.
Heather
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Frannie Banannie
Eating all the peanut M&M's I can get my hands on would be nice. ...for starters.
Frannie B
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minimus
I like Sassy's answer better.
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Sassy
unfortunately I really did get upset when it dawned on me.. I have been thinking about that for YEARS!!
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GentlyFeral
As a homeschool assignment, I once laid this on my kids. "It's five hundred years from today. The New Order is about five hundred years old. You've made friends with your favorite person from history. Write him/her a letter."
My hubby also took part in it just for fun. He ended up telling Buckminster Fuller about a recent visit from John Muir, and I wrote George Washington Carver congratulating him on his new PBS show, "Botany 4 U."
My son just went blank. I don't think it's because he was only 13....
kgfreeperson,
you may start out with non-stop sex and beer, but you recognize that if that were actually your life you'd be unhappy pretty soon
Yeah, you'd have to start the music/architecture/haute cuisine/archaeology/ glassblowing lessons eventually. (Those, and farming and weaving and spinning and dyeing w/ natural colors, were all on my list.)
Between bouts of sex and beer, of course.
For that matter...
brewing lessons.... lessons in *ahem* technique....
I also wanted to have a teevee show on PBS, when they brought it back, in which I'd interview resurrected historical personages.
And I wanted to go to the premiere of
Mozart'sGershwin's "Variations on a Theme by John Lennon".Oh well....
GentlyFeral