by WildTurkey 57 Replies latest social humour
Things you never hear when the CO is visiting...
"Hey kids the Circuit Overseer's taking us out for dinner!!!"
"I think the CO's wife is pregnant"
"The CO's wife has nice hair..."
Things you never hear the CO say...
"This is the worst %#$@ hall i have ever been to"
"%#$# District Overseer thinks he's so great..."
"I love Jesus"
Things you never hear when the CO is visiting...
"Where can a guy find a good poker game in this town?"
"Got change for a twenty? I need some singles for the strip club tonight."
"We've allowed the Red Cross to set up for a 'blood drive' in the hall, after the meetings today. Remember to give generously."
Great posts!
These are things I really would have liked to ask:
How do you really know if there's a God?
How do we know other people aren't right?
Why did God create such viciousness in nature?
If there is a God, he's got a lot to answer for with all the suffering in nature and humans.
Here's another thing you'd never hear:
Sister, I really like your pants.
Doesn't it make more sense to wear pants in this cold weather?
Pat
LMAO!!!!
An Announcement:
"Brothers and Sisters,,,we are having just a 30 minute abbreiviated WT lesson today,,,since it is Super Bowl Sunday". Go Cowboys"!!!!
Guess what we are all liars and full of S**t so were disbanding the whole organization. Feel free to join anywhere you feel fit!! pc
things u shouldnt hear but sometimes do:
Elder : young sister Dolly is growing into a fine christian woman.
Elder 2 : yes i have noticed that a bit myself lately ....
"I have doubts"
Define "enlightened"...
ESTEE
'It doesn't matter if Armageddon comes tomorrow or in 100 years, let's just serve God because it's the right thing to do.'
I have actually heard this one before.
