You need to shake a poloroid print a little to "develop" it. The phrase is actually from a current popular song.
MEN ONLY- Freezing up at the Urinal!
by Funchback 94 Replies latest jw friends
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frankiespeakin
Well lately (last couple of years) I haven't been listening to the radio or TV hardly at all,so I'm a little behind the times.
So you keep shaking it and shaking it and shaking it until something happens,,kind sound like how I discovered masterbaition all by myself at 11 years old.
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myauntfanny
Well, of course women can relate to the problem, I hate to pee in public, but I don't usually have to worry about it unless I go on the countryside or one of those countries where the public bathrooms are kind of exposed. I've been in cafes in France where the toilet is a hole in the ground with a footprint either side, and the door doesn't lock. Try leaning on a door while squatting with your jeans around your ankles, while simultaneously trying not to get your bottie anywhere near the hole and not to pee on yourself.
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Simon
peeing in public is fraught with difficulties and your problem could be the stress caused by selecting the correct urinal to pee in:
http://members.core.com/~wcthomps/funnies/urinal.htm
Women ... I know this is presented as a joke but really it is true !!
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Leolaia
If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for goodness sake! ... use a doored stall.
Okay, this goes back to my earlier question.....is it really considered weird for a guy to use a stall if urinals are available? I just wonder if a guy would get teased (or thought poorly) for that, cuz that would seem to help the problem being discussed. Or are you only allowed to pee if you're also taking a dump?
(Such classy convo here!!!)
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gumby
OK...heres a " I couldn't go pee story" for ya.
I went fishing (somewhere near indio) with my dub buddy, his brother, and his dad. We're all in the boat....a small one, and I have to pee......real bad. His dad said......."just go off the boat." Well, I pulled out my ol' dinger ......and guess what? My pee pee wouldn't come out! I grunted and pushed and nuthin! The problem is.....I knew those guy knew I wasn't going and that made it worse. What did I do? I said I was going in for a swim in the freezing cold water." A swim" they said?
I could'nt figure no other way out of this deal than to get in the water and pee in the lake. Women don't have this problem because they get to sit down and nobody knows if their peeing or not.....so here's the deal. The next time you gotta pee and you can't....just sit down and pee dammit.
Gumby
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new light
Leolaia: If all the urinals are taken and there is an available stall, it's OK to use one, with caution. IMO, it's best to leave the door open to
prove you are standing. Some guys go the stall route to opt out of being crowded at the urinals. I personally would not do this, but some
guys really like their one-urinal buffer zone on either side. This really is up to individual discretion.
Let's not forget why we use a urinal on the first place. We men are generally pigs. If there is alcohol involved (like at sporting events or
clubs) we only get worse. Can you imagine how filthy a public restroom would be if it were all stalls, where there is no consequence for not
lifting the seat or missing the bowl or spraying the wall. Go into any men's room in a crowded beer-drinking environment where urine traffic
spills over into the stalls and you will see exactly why the urinal was a stroke of genius.
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Simon
BTW: Just a warning to you ladies - never, never, NEVER, shake hands with a guy who has recently been to the loo, share food or anything like that. I reckon at least 70% do not wash their hands.
I do, obviously ...
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ball.
In the eighteenth century in England, we used to have a chamber pot, "potty" for use by the gentlemen. It was kept in a small cupboard actually in the main dining room, and was only used when all the ladies were safely in bed.
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Celtic
I always, always wash my hands afterwards thank you!!
Several months ago I posted my perturbing problem, and that was that my pee always shot out in two direct flows at a ninety degree angle to each other.
Often, you would go to the urinal, star at the wall straight in front of your face and do your best to concentrate really hard to get the two flows in the urinal at the same time. God forgive you, if it, or they were both getting close to the edge and one flow splattered a bit, oh my, anyway, it seems to have cleared up of it's own accord, thank goodness and now just flows out in the one direction only, ok, it does this little twist in mid air about 8 inches into its orbital flight as if trying to separate, but I'm really glad the two got tangled up again, now I can pee without having to worry about pissing on the guy next door.
Hmmmmmmmm, friggin streuth. Ladies, I suppose youi do not get this problem?