Why do men "play" dumb?

by Netty 55 Replies latest jw friends

  • Preston
    Preston

    Dear Netty,

    I read about your dilemma and I think I can add much in answering your question. Men do not "play" dumb, they are in fact the resultant factor of thousands of years of evolution stemming from a single cell organism that later became influenced by something called "selective hearing". This process involves the ability to immediately hear selective words and phrases, even if they are emitting from a televison set, down the street, around the corner, downstairs, in a house, in somebody's basement. Likewise, it also is evident in the tuning out selective words and phrases, even if they are said in one's pressence. Thousands of years before television, when grown men slept in caves, and did not have the resources available to him to be entertained by box scores, RBI's, and the spike network, the only option available to him was the long, prolonged stare into a hole.....with a fire in it, interestingly a symbol of destruction, and tremendous bordem. This self-induced trance, stemming from burning a couple of sticks .... later gave rise ... much, much later ... to the printed page, newspapers, and so on and so forth ... and because of this, Men cannot immediately comprehend the entity known as "octopus woman", a strange, and obscure element, because like their predecessors, thousands of years ago, they are still stuck in that self-induced trance, forever to be unaware of things such as poopy diapers, spilt food, and who did what to so and so... In order to break this trance one must literally bring the element of destruction in one's own household, or as my husband likes to put it "unless its dying, burning, or on fire, don't even bother waking me!" Hope this answers your question Netty, Enjoy!

  • Joe Bloggs
    Joe Bloggs

    Ballistic,

    Well, in all honesty, although I see the funny side of this thread, it would be the same as me starting a women can't drive thread.

    Go on, I dare ya!

  • Netty
    Netty

    LOL! Preston, too clever! So one suggests I give him doggy biscuits and another suggests I use some sort of destruction to get him to comply, Interesting bunch here! HEY, your pix is of a guy, yes? Male, dude, man, of the masculine gender, fellow, chap, gentlemen, but at the end of your post you say my husband says, so SPLAIN yourself please,

    just wondering, are you male or female, and yes Im gonna IM you, (from the other message board, anyone from Arizona)

    ciao!

    Netty

  • Netty
    Netty

    Yea, Ballistic, GO ON! I double dare you.

  • Preston
    Preston

    Netty, I'm male, and I have a husband.....so there!

  • Netty
    Netty

    Stefanie -

  • desib77
    desib77

    I've often wondered that myself. Right after I got married a little over a year ago, my husband started playing dumb. When I would ask for help folding the clothes he would say, "I don't know how"....so when I told him I would fold them if he would put them up he said, "I don't know where they go"......to me, they do it because they are too lazy to help.

    Since then, things have changed. Even though I still do the laundry, he helps quite a bit with the housework and so forth. I just had to let him know that I'm not stupid enough to believe he could possibly be that stupid.

  • Netty
  • Netty
    Netty

    K Preston, sorry my bab

    Im sending you an IM

  • Preston
    Preston

    no problem netty

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