Why do men "play" dumb?

by Netty 55 Replies latest jw friends

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    hmmmm....I think it's a masculine thingie.....and strongly due to their environmental upbringing, too.....(ie: they have that ignorance gene, and it's been cultivated if they do this).....for example....my ex...Crabby Pants....is "Forest Gump with a bad attitude"....one day, as I had just arrived in the bathtub to bathe and get ready for work, Crabby Pants stood by the burgler alarm....pushed the panic button and stood there, KNOWING perfectly well how to shut it off....while the alarm BLARED loudly....and waited for the police to come....I sat in the tub with my last nerve jangling over the sound of the alarm....determined NOT to get out of the tub and give him a full nudity beaver shot, because that's what he was up to.....I could just imagine his reasoning...."She's gonna jump outta that tub runnin' through the house nekkid screaming 'WHAT'S WRONG?!!'.....(yeah...right).....and I'LL get a peep show out of it...heheheheh"......When the police arrived, he shut it off....he told them he just couldn't figure out how to shut it off....yeah right....like the police shut it off for him...pfffft! To top it all off, my daughter called soon after wanting to know what happened, cause her ex b/friend, who'd had the alarm service installed called HER wanting to know if she knew what was up at our house....when I told her about it....later she told me that they'd laffed their asses off about it....yeah right.

    Frannie B

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface
    but are unable to change a fuse or put up a shelf.

    Soledad : bullocks. I put up every shelf, hinge, shingle, knob, tube-thingy and bathroom stuff all alone. changing a fuse is no problem

    Right ... we (women) can if we really want ... and you (men) can if you really want

    And, of course, parallel parking.....
    Soledad : easiest thing in the world!

    Right ... (I don't know for real ) but I want to believe it's true

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    I keep trying to teach my wife how to run the chain saw and all I get is "I don't know how!" Why are broads so dumb?

    caveman

  • Netty
    Netty

    Very cute Carmel But I really dont think running a chain saw is an every day help out around the house kind of function. Attending to children is.

  • bull01lay
    bull01lay

    FrannieBanannie:

    I sat in the tub with my last nerve jangling over the sound of the alarm....determined NOT to get out of the tub and give him a full nudity beaver shot, because that's what he was up to.....I could just imagine his reasoning...."She's gonna jump outta that tub runnin' through the house nekkid screaming 'WHAT'S WRONG?!!'.....(yeah...right).....and I'LL get a peep show out of it...heheheheh"......

    You no play fair!!

    I think that was a perfectly good ruse for a gratuitous beaver shot - remember the earlier posting about men & dogs - give them little treats ??

    LMAO!!

    Bull!

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie
    You no play fair!!

    I think that was a perfectly good ruse for a gratuitous beaver shot - remember the earlier posting about men & dogs - give them little treats ??

    LMAO!!

    Frannie B

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