any ideas????
What Is The Most Successful Way To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witneses?
by minimus 65 Replies latest jw friends
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DireStraitJacket
I suggested to couple once that I worshipped satan, I would gladly go to one of their meetings if they came to one of mine.. they just walked away
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seven006
Min,
Define "get rid of".
Dave
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Double Edge
I suggested to couple once that I worshipped satan, I would gladly go to one of their meetings if they came to one of mine.. they just walked away
ROFL.... that would do it...
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Elsewhere
Preemptive:
If you happen to open the door to one:
- Tell them that you will be right back and return with a bucket of water. That should cool them off.
- If you don't plan on going anywhere for a while you could also tell them that you will be right back, close the door and never return. You can have a good chuckle by taking a peek at them through the window every few minutes.
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funkyderek
Convert, then leave. They'll never speak to you again!
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jwbot
um.... "get rid of"? What do you mean?
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Nosferatu
Permanently? Temporarily? Should murder be involved or not?
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Elsewhere
Convert, then leave. They'll never speak to you again!
lmao! There ya go!
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Terry
KNOCK KNOCK, Ding Dong, Tap Tap Tap.
(Door opens) Creeeeaaaaaakk.
HouseHolder: "Mmm, yeah?"
Publisher:"Good Morning, My name is Freddy Feckless and this Earnest Boob and we're in your neighborhood this morning with a group of ministers sharing a messege of hope and good news. Could you use some good news?"
HouseHolder: I sure could use some good news. Has the governing body in Brooklyn New York finally apologized for 125 years of false prophecy, crackpot religious scams and self-serving policies that led to the deaths of men, women and children who are mind-raped into following their ever changing whims?"
Sound of two publishers running frantically from the door, leaping hedges and diving into 1983 Mercury Station Wagon and ripping their searsucker leisure jackets.
HouseHolder looking on: "Well, I guess not".
End.