What Is The Most Successful Way To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witneses? (page 7)

LMAO at Farkel's solution!!

Blondie-
You're so right about the Do Not Calls. My first door was a Do Not call that someone "forgot" about. Don't know why I didn't just quit right then, lol.

Later,another sister and I had a gun drawn on us by a person who had requested to be on the Do Not Call list!That was a great deterrent for me, but I don't know about the legalities of that method.

As far as the "We worship Satan" thing. That may or may not work. For whatever odd reason, I wouldn't have had a problem talking to someone who claimed to worship Satan. I did see it work on one sister, though. She went up to the door and was back to the car in about two seconds, lol.

There was a witch in my former congregation's territory. She lived in a "uniquely decorated" house. Quite a few of the younger ones in the congregation liked to visit her. One young sister even had her for a return visit, until said young sister faded, lol.

detective

It'd probably work best if you are a meeting with a couple that are the same sex as you or a mixed couple or you are a man (usless you've got an especially virginal and timid JW guy that you can horrify). You'd need to put your "come hither" on but...

{opens the door, jws- gender unimportant- start their greeting}...

you: Oooh, well HELLOoooo to you. Looks like it's my lucky day. Have I been waiting for you...mmmmmhmmmm! (lick your lips aggressively, smacking lips together

{JWs start "good news" speech}

you: Baby, I don't need to hear your good news, I can see your good news! Oh yeah. (Run your eyes up and down their body, smile approvingly)

{JWs start the whole tragedy, hateful world thing...}

you: Honey, why are you talking about so much sadness? No, no, sssshhhhh. I'm all about the love baby... and you know, uh, happy things if you know what I mean. And I think you know what I mean. (continue leering and lip-licking, leaning in a little uncomfortably close is also recommended)

{The JWs should already have their concentration interrupted by this point but will probably try to continue with state of world sadness, turmoil, corruption etc}

you: Now, baby, why worry yourself about all that? Why talk only about the badness? Don't you like to feel good? I know I like to feel gooooood. (turn to JW's partner and give a little wink, a small air kiss might be appropriate here, use your discernment) Why don't you come, why don't you both come on in and all three of us can talk about things that make us feel reaaaal good?

{JW mentions Jehovah}

you: (make sure you've talked over them a bit with lots of nodding, interrupting with small, slightly audible purring and exaggerrated breaths) You wanna talk about god, that makes you happy? Why don't you come in and stay for a while? If you wanna talk about god...if that makes you feel good, it's alright baby, we can talk about god. I want you to feel good... I'm looking really foward to making you feel goooood. MMMMmmmmmm.

At this point, if they haven't left yet you may be screwed...literally.

neverthere

LMAO at detective!

What Is The Most Successful Way To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witneses?

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