What Is The Most Successful Way To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witneses? (page 5)

Gretchen956

They have lots of superstitions - for a religion that supposedly doesn't believe in superstitions.

I've always thought the same.

Sherry

You all are giving me ideas and I don't know if that's good.
I was thinking of telling them next time they're at my door that my neighbor
is being plagued by demons. He'll have to cope with it.
At least then they're gone.

Bad, bad dog me. woof.

Andy

4JWY

Staring into the distance, drooling and mumbling works too.

.....but, don't count on this - that is exactly the type folks that my sons and I enjoyed talking to and calling back on as they found them such an interesting addition to their day.

Farkel

Before they come to your door, get a piece of chalk and draw the outline of a body on your driveway. Put a handbag on the driveway, and sprinkle a half dozen Watchtowers and Awakes around the body outline.

That should do it.

Farkel

rocky220

lol @ Farkel......My co-workers are wondering why I'm screaming @ the computer!!!!!!!!

My favorite is when I'm approached on the street, I just tell them "I'm an x-witness with no regrets!", and watch them run!!!! Funny how that always works!rocky220

JT

One cool way that i have suggested to nonjw is to tell the jw that they are DFed and don't plan on coming back-

their house is marked and for many esp in the hood where they work the territory almost twice a month- it works like a charm

kilroy2

The best way is, Well first it is not a good idea to swear or curse at them or say stupid things like I'm budist, they just walk away and feel like you are an idiot and they are suppior, I have helped many in my area, by giving them a paper with tough questions on it to invite them in,

My one friend was getting sick of them comming in to his carpet store, so I made him a list of questions he could ask.

1. Why do the witnesses believe that the tempel of jerus. was destroied in 607 when all other academics all place the date at 536-7

2' why do witnesses use the dating of secular scollers when dating the relese of the jews and counting back to 607 but condem the same dating that arrives at 536-7

ect ect. you can come up with at least 10 questions the dubbers cant answer, My frined did this to the young girl and her dad that came into his cpt. store and she nearly busted a leg getting out, was visibly shaken and no dubbers came back, I personaly have used it and have run out several elders, you need to be carfull if you are baptised and use I read or heard, never let me tell you.

They will use that as a bad attitude and come after you, but once you run them out with questions and make them question their faith it is like raid on a cockroach, keeps them gone for a long time,

What Is The Most Successful Way To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witneses?

Gretchen956

avengers

4JWY

Farkel

rocky220

JT

kilroy2

Black Sheep

minimus

badboy

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