What Is The Most Successful Way To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witneses? (page 6)

M.J.

Tell them, "I'm curious about something. I'm sure you could go on all day about what you personally like about being a JW, but could you tell me three things that you do not like about the Watchtower Society?"

If they can't come up with anything convincing or sincere, you can say "any earthly/human organization is going to have imperfections and if one doesn't feel like they can think or speak critically of their leadership, this just sets up warning flags for me and I couldn't even think about being a part of a group like that."

Another effective technique I heard about was a householder answered the door draped in an American flag. The JWs didn't even bother and bid him farewell, although they did find it amusing.

Farkel

: or say stupid things like I'm budist,

This would be a good idea. Especially since you cannot spell the name of the religion you might claim when they confront you.

Yes, don't say "stupid things."

Farkel

shamus

Start screaming and saying that your cat is worshipping satan....

Or you could just listen to them, take the magazines, rip them up in front of them, and give them back. (I am kidding.... that's just rude!)

Just tell them that you're an ex-witness with no regrets. They will NEVER come back. If they do, tell them that they're harassement (sp?) will not work on you. If they come back again, you will contact your lawyer because DESPITE being told to leave, they have come back. That's harassment.

kilroy2

Hey farkel bite me, did I spell that right, mr. english?

johnny cip

i have ripped up wt's infront of jw's before when they asked for them back once they found out i can expose the wt. i also have told them who would want toilet paper with the crap allready on it. other times i tell them i shread the mag's to line the cat's box. also i tell them i have love birds once i started lining the cage with wt mag's they became jw's when one of the birds found out the wt contradicts it self and lies the other bird shuns him. a truely loving org. john

minimus

Farkel

neverthere

True story:

I am 16 years old and getting ready for school, I was kinda punk/goth then before it was called goth. I have spiderwebs drawn from my eyes, black makeup and tight jeans, revealing clothes etc. I am the ONLY person at home. Doorbell rings and there is a man and woman at the door, nice outfits, very "churchy" looking. I open the door and they are immediately "shocked" i guess. Have you heard about our organization, and hand me a flyer. Would you like to discuss this with us, you seem so troubled for such a young person. I come out with "you caught me right in the middle of a satanic ritual, I was just getting to the sacrifice, if you would like to come in to chat you have to wait until I am finished". The almost tripped over each other trying to get away. My mother never had another visit from the JW's for over 10 years after that! Well that is except for my inlaws!

Diana

What Is The Most Successful Way To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witneses?

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