What Is The Most Successful Way To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witneses? (page 2)

minimus

"Get rid of"......use your own judgment and imagination.

gypsywildone

Take your clothes off Min, they will see that you really are just a red M&M, & they will RUN!

Other than that, my husband kicked them back down our long, winding, steep driveway thorugh the woods that is well marked. It has signs that say things like "Mean f&^%$#* Guard Dogs", Get out or get BIT", & there is a 6 ft. skeleton hanging from a tree. I guess it wasn't specific enough. I guess they need their own sign, No Tresspassing, No soliciting doesn't apply. He seriously did this!

willyloman

So far, Terry's got my vote for most original answer.

dh

you are living proof that it is not possible!

Nosferatu

- blow them to smitherines with a harpoon
- turn on the lawn sprinklers
- zip down your fly and pee on their legs
- give them kisses (especially if they're the same sex as you)
- answer the door with a dildo in your hand, and say "You're late!"
- ask to see their NWT and set it ablaze
- glue a thumbtack to your doorbell

johnny cip

mini ; i posted on your last thread the calling the police while you have them in your house giving you the 3rd degree and getting and order of harrassement to spring board into an order of protection is the best way to get them out of your hair.. it truely works and will have the jw's crap in thier pants when the cops show up. you have to know when you had enough and family matters will not affect you . when you do this, and it's free . i'll say it again it's the best way to get rid of unwanted jw intrusions into your relegious freedoms. as you can fine follow the wt's lead ........when the heat gets to hot let the law work for you. in reverse. john

blondie

A naked man at the door would have made me leave when I was a JW. But I would have suggested one of the brothers go back, hahahaha but leave out the naked part.

There is no sure way except to call the appropriate congregation and talk to the PO and tell him to have no one call then follow that up with a legal document for them to stay off your property. If you move, you will have to go through those steps again.

Most JWs are such nimnodes that even with this request several things can happen

1. The Do Not Call Slip in the territory will get lost.

2. The JW with that territory will ignore the DNC slip

3. The JW with that territory will tell the brother/sister working in your block but they will forget which house it is or ignore the direction not to call

4. The elders are directed to call once a year to make sure that you have not moved or changed your mind about having JWs call.

So the best you can hope for is a year of peace unless you follow the legal route and even that is not foolproof.

Otherwise, unless you are trying to fade and stay undf'd or unda'd, just control the conversation and tell them you are against JWs and pick a topic, blood, UN, child sexual abuse, and don't let them get a word in edgewise. Your house will be labeled poison, do not call.

Blondie

Mulan

I went to a door one time that had a sign that said this:

No Solicitors, No Peddlers, No Agents
Beware Jehovah's Witnesses,
This ESPECIALLY Means You!!

Or you could just laugh at them, as you close the door in their faces.

Undaunted Danny

Out of all the 6 billion of this planet Earth's inhabitants,they don't wanna be calling on me.

It won't be a pretty picture. That's all i'm gonna say.harassment
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