by gumby 55 Replies latest watchtower bible
Remember the adage: "Liars wont inherit mean heaven where all the cookies are!"
Stop acting like you are going to mean heaven. I'm posting a big dude at the gate to keep you out. You wouldn't have even KNOWN about mean heaven if it weren't for me. Hey! I should be a prophetess or sumpin.
Oh and Gumby, I have no clue about his real name. You'd think that would be important enough to tell, but noooooooooo.........stinkin' confusing book of mumbo jumbo...
Hey, how about Immanuel??? (Matthew 1:23)
We seem to have forgotten that one!
Gumby:
Arnry or Horney?
Could be Arnie - "I'll be back..."
...didn't Jesus say that, too?
Leo:
APaduan beat ya to it, I'm afraid
Rachel:
You wouldn't have even KNOWN about mean heaven if it weren't for me.
I knew about it, but we just call it something different here. I decided to get with it and use USA English, like you guys do
Ah, I didn't catch it because of its unique spelling. lol
I knew about it, but we just call it something different here. I decided to get with it and use USA English, like you guys do
Dammit...I thought mean heaven was only for 'mercans. Geez, they'll probably just let everyone in now...
that Kraft article made me think of the solar motif....Joshua kept the sun from setting....Jesus is the sun. Solar worship elements lent themselves quite naturally.
Leo:
Now there's a good question - once Gumby tells us the true full name, how shall we spell it?
Rachel:
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Just a word of warning when you get there: When you pass room 15 keep very very quiet . It's where the Baptists get to room and they think they're the only ones around! They had to move the Pentecostals to Room 1
I'm heading for room 210
I always thought my name was Jesus Christ...thats because thats all I heard growing up.
Jesus Christ, why, do you do that? My mother would say to me. I remember this one time my mom used my first name infront of her friends and I said back to her......."Hey I thought my name was Jesus Christ" She had to laugh...I was only 4! I haven't changed since then!
Brooke WI
bob
LOL... Reminds me the story of a churchoer friend whose boy once came back from school, where he had hurt himself, and said: "Wow, I suffered under Pontius Pilate"... He had heard the phrase a lot and believed it meant "hurting a lot".
