What about breast touching??
Havent your read the secret elders manual thats a big NO NO
Name some silly things you couldn't do as a witness
by sweet tee 105 Replies latest jw friends
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lilbit
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Crumpet
El jarocho -
I couldnt put up posters of Michael Jordan because, gasp, it was idolotry!!
I wasn't allowed to put up pictures of Daisy Duke (Duke's of Hazzard) or Face (A Team) who I fancied equally (the signs were there for me early on). But I was allowed to put pictures up of animals and birds until they covered every last sqaure inch of woodchip. It was idolatry to have people up there because that would be idolatry like you said - but it wasn't idolatry to have animals because they were God's creations. Only now do I see the blatant contradiction and also if you are going to believe in God - it's Daisy's legs that are going to convince you surely!
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ljwtiamb
Sweet:
I knew a young sister who married a paraplegic and he was told he could stimulate her manually since he couldn't er uh (use your own phrase here). So I guess it's different STROKES for different folks
That couple should have been disfellowshipped for lack of faith. It is obvious that they should have waited for the restoration of his 'bit & pieces' after armageddon.
In fact, the entire BOE who investigated and judged on this issue are now culpable before god. At least, until the gb come out with new light on the proper use of sex organs between married persons, subheading: paraplegics.
Amen!
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I remember the bitter Wisconsin winters. The brothers had their legs covered but the sisters were to suffer in panty hose. I remember an elderly sister wearing long johns under her panty hose. I remember thinking that if the men had to wear the panty hose in such bitter cold for just one day, that rule would change. I wondered what the "worldly" people thought when they saw the old lady with long johns under her panty hose. They had to think the dubs were lunatics.
The number one thing that is forbidden for dubs is common sense.
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pratt1
Couldn't wear anything that had a Star, the Sun or the Moon on it.
Also anything that was even remotely related to the Zodiac was strickly forbedden.
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zaphod
i'm not believing what i'm reading here.
don't the gb or boe know that it is painful and in some cases damaging, for an unaroused woman to have sex?
with no physical stimulation, and i am assuming no "dirty talk" or porn, just the prospect of have this thing stuck in your dry old (what's the acceptable word?) coochie. not going to get anyone's er, juices flowing.
there must be a run on ky jelly in pharmacists near jw homes.
either that or rampant cystitis in the congregation. maybe that's why they're always nipping out to the toilet in meetings.
zaphod