Drive a two door car.
In the late 60's my dad bought a vw bug for a commute car. We had a 4-door station wagon for service! And, my dad being an Elder (whatever it was called then) no one complained. That winter I rode with him while we delivered groceries to shut in JW's - mostly elderly and low income. We were one of the few families at the meeting that week. At least we had the vehicle to do it!
Ok...
Cant shop at Good Will or any thift store because the item might be demunized
Cant shop at Salvation Army because you just might catch an Elder shopping there (like I did a couple weeks ago!)
Wear pants in sub-freezing weather! didn't you know you could use 2 or 3 pair of pantyhose and it would keep your legs warmer? (I found out that skiiers use pantyhose for warmth in their awesome body-fitting suites.... yes men too) But did it work alone in sub-zero weather? Let the men try it and see!
Swearing was a real bitch! How else are you going to get it out?
Cant dance alone. Cant dance too close to someone.
But hey, I grew up with Lead Zepplin... #2 was my first 2nd album purchased after a Neil Diamond
Cant go to a Neil Diamond concert because he might pull out his willie and masterbate on stage (This was just after the infamous Doors incident)
In my era, getting your ears pierced at all was really pushing it!
No masterbation? Hey, that was for guys.