If theres no such thing as meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time.........
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
by brandnew 128 Replies latest jw friends
If theres no such thing as meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time.........
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
If you've raised your hand in a public meeting and made a comment that included the phrase " Circumcision of the heart"....You might be a JW.
If you've never eaten a meal in a restaurant that didn't involve shoving a half a dozen tables together to accommodate your group and spending 45 minutes afterward figuring out how to divide up the check among 17 people....you might be a JW.
If you've called yourself a Bible Student most of your adult life but have only read the Bible one selected verse at at time and only when directed to do so...you might be a JW.
If you have learned how to hold back sneezes........
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
If a suit and tie is part of your vacation attire in case a kingdom hall is nearby.....
You might be a jw
If you've never seen your knees wearing a skirt
You might be a jw.
😅 lol brand-new & question: You had some good ones.
Any more anyone?
You might be a JW If you rephrase paragraphs you read to put them in your own words...........
Ugh hated doing that as a kid for the Sunday watchtower study.
You might be a jw...
if you have been in the religion since you were born and don't know anything true about the founder...
if the last time you remember sleeping in on a Saturday was when you were a toddler..
if you can go to a 6 hour assembly and the only thing you can remember after you left is when you left...
You might be a jw
if the best thing you could do after someone just saved your life is give them a tract..
if you visit the same houses for years and have never been inside any..
if the worst thing possible that can happen to your family is not showing up to a meeting..
If you've been brain-washed into believing that disfellowshipping and shunning is a loving provision...
YOU MIGHT BE A JW!