YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

by brandnew 128 Replies latest jw friends

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    You may be a JW if you don't understand why people are sleeping in on

    Saturday morning and why the householder is so rude. Your WT is more

    important then sleep...

  • brandnew
    brandnew

    If you are 5 years old , and own a briefcase, or bookbag..........

    YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  • EdenOne
    EdenOne

    If you think that all artists that signed record deals with Atlantic Records had to sign an oath of blood to Satan, YOU MIGHT BE A JW. Or your name is Ann Silverstain.

    Eden

  • brandnew
    brandnew

    If going on vacation consists of visiting a printing factory, in a dress, or suit........

    YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  • brandnew
    brandnew

    If you used to think that the faithfull and discreet slave wasn't 7 old deluded geezers in brooklyn..........

    YOU MGHT BE A J.W.

  • brandnew
    brandnew

    If you think that its great for a 6 year old child to dedicate his life to an ancient desert wannabe god, and never have a single birthday party.

    YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  • brandnew
    brandnew

    If your a 5 years old, and think that knocking on strangers doors is more fun than building a snowman..........

    YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  • brandnew
    brandnew

    If 95% of the puctures in your photo album are wearing a suit, or dress..........

    YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  • brandnew
    brandnew
    Ok....im done venting........thank you.
  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    You might be a J dubya in the early years if:

    You believe black people will turn white and

    Women will turn into men after Armageddon. Or......

    You might just be a gay misogynist bigot?

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