You may be a JW if you don't understand why people are sleeping in on
Saturday morning and why the householder is so rude. Your WT is more
important then sleep...
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You may be a JW if you don't understand why people are sleeping in on
Saturday morning and why the householder is so rude. Your WT is more
important then sleep...
If you are 5 years old , and own a briefcase, or bookbag..........
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
If you think that all artists that signed record deals with Atlantic Records had to sign an oath of blood to Satan, YOU MIGHT BE A JW. Or your name is Ann Silverstain.
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If going on vacation consists of visiting a printing factory, in a dress, or suit........
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
If you used to think that the faithfull and discreet slave wasn't 7 old deluded geezers in brooklyn..........
YOU MGHT BE A J.W.
If you think that its great for a 6 year old child to dedicate his life to an ancient desert wannabe god, and never have a single birthday party.
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
If your a 5 years old, and think that knocking on strangers doors is more fun than building a snowman..........
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
If 95% of the puctures in your photo album are wearing a suit, or dress..........
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
You might be a J dubya in the early years if:
You believe black people will turn white and
Women will turn into men after Armageddon. Or......
You might just be a gay misogynist bigot?