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Post Your Jokes Here Thread............
by Frannie Banannie 103 Replies latest social humour
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Frannie Banannie
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Frannie Banannie
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. In fact, I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
=================================== Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. =================================== Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives." Don said: "I'd like them to say, "Hey look, he's moving!" =================================== Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks," Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute". =================================== A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?" =================================== An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." =================================== John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John, his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John said, "I do!" =================================== A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?" She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar." -
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Frannie Banannie
I'm fresh outta jokes (I think) so yall'll hafta pitch some in now...K?
Frannie
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hibiscusfire
Frannie banie:
You remind me of Rose on the Golden Girls.
I like her
Hibiscusfire
Here's another joke:
Confucius says, "Man who drops watch in toliet, bound to
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Frannie Banannie
You remind me of Rose on the Golden Girls.
I like her
Here's another joke:
Confucius says, "Man who drops watch in toliet, bound to
have shitty time."LOL, Hibiscusfire! I love all of 'em on Golden Girls. They're a trip.
Confucius also say: "Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up."
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hibiscusfire
Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up."
LOL!
I think you are pretty.
Hibiscusfire
Confucius say, "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
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hibiscusfire
I love watching Golden Girls!
They crack me up!!! LOL!
Hibiscusfire
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colorado5591
was visiting one of my clients today and while waiting in their reception area I couldn't help but notice one of the men at the building site next to my client's office. Being a building site, one would expect to see a mullet roaming free in its natural environment and I was not disappointed with what I saw Here our man is simply summing up the situation at hand.
He can sense the others will soon question his Mullethood, so with the cunning of a sly old fox he just waits for the right moment to pounce.And pounce he did!
You can see clear signs of mullet superiority complex displayed in this pic.
Our man was not going to let the regular hair cut men tell him what to do.
It doesn't matter how many men oppose our Mullet, he will never say die. A familiar Mullet characteristic.
In this pic you can also see the Mullet's secret weapon, the Mobile Phone/Keyring/Belt combo.
This combo not only indicates the seniority of the Mullet's standing in his community--the more keys you have the more power you wield--but it also has the power to strike fear into those who lack the courage required to wear this stunning fashion statement.Here our Mullet's work is done.
He has scared the other men into submission and clear signs of his status are evident by the way he proudly places his hands on his hips letting it all hang out, the hair, the keys and the mobile phone. The holy trinity of the Mulletism faith.
I must make special mention at this prime example of Mullethood that he is so passionate about his faith he is even showing the signs of the matching chin mullet, the perfect accompaniment to any classic mullet, male or female.