Describe yourself for a date....................(no crazy chicks)

by vitty 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • vitty
    vitty

    This got me thinking when I read Ballistics topic about his internet dating.

    Now since I havent dated anyone for 28 years, I know its unbelieveable, cos im so young, but being married to the fella I met when I was sweet 16, I would really hate to start dating again

    Anyway my question:: How would you describe yourself in a column of a newspaper or on the internet if you were looking for a date.?

  • under74
    under74

    Sorry vitty...I'd never date via internet.

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    I don't think I can put myself into words!

  • JH
    JH

    Dirty rat looking for one night sexual pleasure

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    Free to good home! 300 pound toilet trained computer geek who doesn't have a life.

    W

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    LMAO!

  • trevor
    trevor

    Quiet, thoughtful, gift wrapped man, seeks dusky, lusty, maiden to blow away some cobwebs and spend lots of money.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    LOL, I guessed this was about my post, well I could post the link to my dating site although it's got a few photos on it and tonnes of personal information, perhaps I could post it for 10 mins then take it off.

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    tall dark(in the he's a bit of a dark horse sense)and handsome....but also funny serious active passive shy outgoing predictably unpredictable and infuriatingly contradictory

  • LongHairGal
    LongHairGal

    I don't think I would ever post a profile anywhere. I couldn't bear to do that. Besides, I don't place much stock in them anyway. They are like a letter of reference: you never heard of a bad one did you?

    The problem with posting a profile is that if you are over forty you tend to attract types who are looking for money.

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