Describe yourself for a date....................(no crazy chicks) (page 3)

trevor

My advert said:

Quiet, thoughtful, gift wrapped man, seeks dusky, lusty, maiden to blow away some cobwebs and spend lots of money.

What's the matter ladies - don't you have lots of money to spend on me?

MerryMagdalene

I can't make up my mind...I'd like one of each of you please.

~Merry

ColdRedRain

You can have me on every day that has a "y" at the end.

vitty

oh cold red rain you sound yummy.............

peggy

Trevor------

Maiden----1)a young unmarried woman 2) a woman who has never had sexual intercourse Encarta-World English Dictionary

Unlikely there are too many young virgin maidens with money to spend on YA! LOL Certainly NOT on this FORUM!

Middle aged, Rubenesque woman....raised to be, and is, a Lady in the Parlor, Cordon Blue Chef in the Kitchen and (Censored) in the Bedroom. Independent, self-sufficient, intelligent and witty... looking for a man that is honest, trustworthy, independent, self-sufficient, intelligent, witty and faithful.

GentlyFeral

OK, I'll bite.

Warm, sensual, cerebral, magical, mature woman seeks brainy brunettes (at least 40 years of age) for naked poetry readings, howling in harmony at the moon, questioning God and reality, mutual brain-licking, hot monkey sex, multiple marriages.
Men should be lean and of medium height, women should be cushy and busty. No Republicans, please. Nonwhite and/or Spanish-speaker a plus.

True compliments I've actually had from other people: extremely intelligent and creative, a good influence, and (my personal favorite) "I like her a lot, but I think she's a lesbian."

gentlyferal

alreadygone

This is kinda off topic but...

You've heard of eHarmony.com? Website that supposedly matches you up with your soul mate base on compatability scores. Anyway, my husband and I though it would be fun to each post our profiles and see if we got matched up. Low and behold...

we didn't!!! lol What do they know we've been married for 14 years.

fairchild

maiden to blow away some cobwebs

LOL, you're a sick man!

tsk... tsk... tsk..

I'd never look for a date, because I am very happily single and wish to keep it that way. I highly doubt that anyone would want to date me anyway. Not with this -truthful- description.

White, female, 43. I want to live in the woods and live off the land, far away from the inhabited earth. I want to tame bears and coyotes. Candidates who think that I will cook for them and do their laundry, please refrain from contacting me. I hate all mucic, except for opera. Candidates must be rated chess players and lovers of poetry.

tetrapod.sapien

um, fairchild, sorry, but you had me at hello... (plus the stuff about living in the wilderness and poetry and also being an older woman. yum yum)

tee hee

Describe yourself for a date....................(no crazy chicks)