Describe yourself for a date....................(no crazy chicks)

by vitty 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • fairchild
    fairchild
    um, fairchild, sorry, but you had me at hello... (plus the stuff about living in the wilderness and poetry and also being an older woman. yum yum)

    Dear tetra, an OLDER woman you said? Um, I am a young spring chicken of 43.Thanks for the heart. I take it you know how to cook and how to do laundry? Of course, once we live in the woods we can clothe ourselves with deer skins so we can save time on laundry.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    lol. steamrolled.

    okay, so can i visit now and then?

  • fairchild
    fairchild
    okay, so can i visit now and then?

    Sure you can. But not in wintertime, because your snowshoes would leave tracks in the snow and lead every curious being to my hideout.

    Each time you visit, I will have to give you a list with supplies I'll need to get me through until your next visit. I will pay for the supplies with dried nuts and deerskins.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    okay. i like the micro economy. who are you going to take the nuts from? deer?

  • zagor
    zagor

    Don't do it either I like finding my dates over a drink and conversation not over the screen, or as my grandad put it "son it is like licking honey through a glass jar"

    Mind you I've asked a friend of mine how he does it, he gets lots dates that way. He showed me his profile on one of dating sites. I couldn't believe chicks were falling for it since his opening sentence was: IF I TOLD YOU HAVE SEXY BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?

    I guess you could take it either way, lol.

  • FlyingHighNow
  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb
    I'm sure they were only "hot" for my bank account.

    OK, finally free-- I think I'm "hot" for you now!!!! LOL

    I'm looking for the one that can "walk on water".

    shelley

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    OK I'm in..

    Single male and loving it, who talks like there's no tomorrow, who loves silence and self

    Who has a passion for cooking and eating but can get too wrapped up to remember food

    Who lives alone but loves playing a crowd

    Who can dance in a trance for days then sit listening to the trees for same

    Who can read all night and lose the world

    Who loves deeply but treads carefully

    Who is contented and at peace at this moment..

    Actually. I'm happy with myself thanx!!!!

  • vitty
  • ballistic
    ballistic
    as my grandad put it "son it is like licking honey through a glass jar"

    The honey is always in a glass jar, the fun bit is working out how to take the lid off.

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