Describe yourself for a date....................(no crazy chicks)

by vitty 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • JW83
    JW83

    Hmmm. Uptight frigid historian. Any takers?!

  • JW83
    JW83

    Did I say that outloud?! Gosh ...

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    The last person who talked my clothes off was a historian.

    I'm just sayin'.

    gentlyferal

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Real woman, real person. Heck of one, too. I am substance. I want substance. All others need not apply.

  • coolhandluke
    coolhandluke

    JW, I love a challenge. And the history thing, well, we'll have something to talk about afterwards

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    PHENOMENAL WOMAN by Maya Angelou

    Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
    I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size
    But when I start to tell them
    They think I'm telling lies.
    I say
    It's in the reach of my arms
    The span of my hips
    The stride of my steps
    The curl of my lips.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally
    Phenomenal woman
    That's me.

    I walk into a room
    Just as cool as you please
    And to a man
    The fellows stand or
    Fall down on their knees
    Then they swarm around me
    A hive of honey bees.
    I say
    It's the fire in my eyes
    And the flash of my teeth
    The swing of my waist
    And the joy in my feet.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally
    Phenomenal woman
    That's me.

    Men themselves have wondered
    What they see in me
    They try so much
    But they can't touch
    My inner mystery.
    When I try to show them
    They say they still can't see.
    I say
    It's in the arch of my back
    The sun of my smile
    The ride of my breasts
    The grace of my style.
    I'm a woman
    Phenomenally
    Phenomenal woman
    That's me.

    Now you understand
    Just why my head's not bowed
    I don't shout or jump about
    Or have to talk real loud
    When you see me passing
    It ought to make you proud.
    I say
    It's in the click of my heels
    The bend of my hair
    The palm of my hand
    The need for my care.
    'Cause I'm a woman
    Phenomenally
    Phenomenal woman
    That's me.

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    homage to my hips

    these hips are big hips
    they need space to
    move around in
    they don't fit into little
    petty places. these hips
    are free hips
    they don't like to be held back.
    these hips have never been enslaved,
    they go where they want to go
    they do what they want to do.
    these hips are mighty hips.
    these hips are magic hips.
    i have known them
    to put a spell on a man and
    spin him like a top!

    – Lucille Clifton

  • fairchild
    fairchild
    who are you going to take the nuts from? deer?

    um, I really shouldn't spill all my secrets, tetra. Just enjoy the nuts, hehehe. One can't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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