Describe yourself for a date....................(no crazy chicks)

by vitty 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    The problem with posting a profile is that if you are over forty you tend to attract types who are looking for money.

    Tell me about it! I signed up on an online dating site over a year ago just as a joke. I couldn't count the number of women half my age that messaged me claiming to be "hot" for me. And some of the pictures they sent! I'm sure they were only "hot" for my bank account.

    W

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I think I've only experienced that once as a 34 y/o and she was blatantly after money right from the outset - went to see her to "go on a bike ride" and she needed money to fill her tank up - and it got far worse from there. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of seeing her a second time as well.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien
    maiden to blow away some cobwebs

    LOL, you're a sick man!


    "Demon possesed Atheist seeks young, attractive Christian woman."

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    7 foot, 95 pounds... a brief history of psychosis requiring involuntary confinement to an institution. Once found Not Guilty by Means of Insanity regarding a charge of First Degree Murder (The other charge was dropped because none of the witnesses would testify against me -- damn wimps).

    I'm also very good with animals and children. I also like sitting in trees at parks so I can watch people and throw water balloons at them (The state no longer lets me own guns).

    All around, I would say I’m a very nice well-balance person who gets along with everyone.

  • Country_Woman
    Country_Woman
    All around, I would say I’m a very nice well-balance person who gets along with everyone.

    Elsewhere, you have to be "well-balanced" when you are sitting in trees......

  • Country_Woman
    Country_Woman

    Sweet older lady looking for nice company, preferable someone with his own house and a nice car.........

  • rebel8
    rebel8
    "Demon possesed Atheist seeks young, attractive Christian woman."

    LOL!!!

    (Aside: Is it possible to be both possessed and athiest? Wouldn't that mean you are possessed by demons but you don't believe it?)

  • ballistic
  • dh
    dh

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  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Black man, 5'10" 176 lbs, muscular, enjoys sports (mountian biking, martial arts, paintball, and broom ball) music (playing music, not listening to CD's), and foreign languages and cusine.

    College student going in for MBA, also planning on teaching martial arts and music in the future.

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