THE MASTER OF DECEPTION

by You Know 54 Replies latest jw friends

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Lark

    :I would suggest that whoever loses the bet send a 10 dollar contribution to Simon via PayPail to help him with his costs.

    So if you win I lose, and even if I do win I still lose. Do you think that me giving my $10.00 to the upkeep of a board which deceptively claims to be for JWs, but instead is bent on destroying the WTS, is something acceptable to me? You really do take me for a fool, don't you.
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  • larc
    larc

    Well, Friday, I know you are no marooon, that's for sure. I think that this forum gives you, You Know, and Duns the opportunity to give your witness to us no good, low life, filth and foul apostates, and you certainly reach a larger audience and you can provide more detail than you can in the door to door work. So, yes, I think it would be reasonable for you to contribute if you lost the bet.

    I can't see any other way to transact this bet. You have a closed e mail and I am sure you would not want to give me your mailing address if I lost the bet. Friday, being of the non-maroon class can you think of a solution to our dilema?

  • You Know
    You Know

    Hey Friday, I thought you was me? You really had me going there for a minute. / You Know

  • larc
    larc

    You Know,

    I want to thank you for your polite, straight forward answers to the questions I posed to you. You are a gentleman.

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf
    Hey Friday, I thought you was me? You really had me going there for a minute. / You Know

    Well I am perhaps getting a little more adept at this (hopefully), but I feel that I have some distance yet to go before catching up with you know who. What amazes me yet is that there are still those who, only as recent as a few days ago as a matter of fact, were kicking around the idea that perhaps we were one and the same character. Perhaps that's what you are joking about. I think that they're rather simpleminded for not being able to distinguish between my substandard ability when compared to yours.

    I would wish you a good night, but I'm sure you've been in bed for probably 3 hours at least now. One of these days yet I'm gonna get in step with the rest of the world by going to bed with the chickens and getting up when the sun rises. It's been ages it seems since I've heard the sound of a Rooster.

    So, Friday, I'll just wish you a good morning.

    Signed: / You Know
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  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Lark

    :I can't see any other way to transact this bet. You have a closed e mail and I am sure you would not want to give me your mailing address if I lost the bet. Friday, being of the non-maroon class can you think of a solution to our dilema?

    Well actually I wouldn’t necessarily be afraid of giving you both my addresses, but I think I just might back out of the bet … you’re sounding a little too confident regarding that one thread you refer to.

    : I think that this forum gives you … the opportunity to give your witness to us no good, low life, filth and foul apostates, and you certainly reach a larger audience and you can provide more detail than you can in the door to door work. So, yes, I think it would be reasonable for you to contribute if you lost the bet.

    Well, if I thought that you or anyone of you “no good, low life, filth and foul apostates” were capable of repenting and being restored to the ranks of the WTS then I might see that as a reasonable idea. And insofar as the “audience” that you refer to, I have no absolute proof that there really is such a thing. Do you? I mean it looks to me like, other than of one or two here and there that happen by who aren’t already apostates, that ALL those who lurk and post here are thoroughbred apostates. Wouldn’t therefore give me much of a thrill to finance a haven for them to come to. At least while out going from door to door I’m guaranteed to meet up with people that AREN’T apostates. So, that would be a worthwhile investment. But investing money into Simon’s board? I can’t see it. Now I’ll match whatever it is that you wish to contribute to the WTS, anyday. Howz about that!

    Friday
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  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Doesn't the idea of You Know and Friday 'corresponding privately' sound a little bit like a circle jerk?

    I wonder who gets to eat the biscuit??

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Abaddon

    Probably does to YOU, yeah! Of course you've attended such gatherings so many times before that now all you can do is let your impotent mind run wild.

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    I think Yardif and You Know are one and the same person.

    Quote from You Know a few post up:
    "Hey Friday, I thought you was me? You really had me going there for a minute. / You Know"

    Does anyone else feel that way?

  • larc
    larc

    Wiltshire,

    I don't think they are the same person. Their writing styles are diffferent.

    Friday,

    One advantage you have is that you could go read the thread I mentioned and see what your odds of winning are. As I wrote before, I would want a neutral third party, like Duns to determine the winner. Why don't take a look first and them we can determine how the winner will be paid.

    Larc and Friday - on the non-maroon class.

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