Good for you Jez, ya' got BIG ovaries!
Posts by Rabbit
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"I noticed you are on a JW site, DID YOU KNOW I AM A JW?????"
by Jez ini was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
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Marriage question
by starfish422 ini have a question for those who got married in a jw ceremony, or who became jws after being married.
did the elder marrying you, or those studying with you, counsel you as to what forms of sexual intercourse are acceptable within jehovah's loving organization(tm)?
just having a "discussion" of sorts on another board and i'm being challenged by a dutiful jw wife.
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Rabbit
It WAS the most embarrassing thing I've ever been thru. When we left...my soon to be bride says,"I am so sorry, I had NO idea that's what she wanted to talk about." We could hardly LOOK at each other.
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a quiet moment on the beach
by teejay inthere was a commercial on tv tonight during a football game... .
a couple with their backs to the camera were sitting on a beach facing a crystal blue sea.
soft, tropical breezes blew, seabirds called to one another, gentle waves crashed onto a pristine golden shore.
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Rabbit
I'm lucky I guess. My wife appreciates a nice body, too. I've seen her get a little 'shiver' when a 'hunk' goes by, I say, "W-w-hat? "Whew, she says, that guys butt gave me goosebumps."
And at one of the ApostaFests...a lot of guys got pinched as they walked by her!
So-o, I get to look, too!
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Segregation in Provo, Utah: "Mixed Species" Households Not Allowed!
by Stephanus inhttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1130strangepetlaw-on.html
cats, dogs living together a no-no in utah town
associated press.
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Rabbit
OK...it would not be bestiality for us to have sex with space aliens, but prolly would be for them.
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Marriage question
by starfish422 ini have a question for those who got married in a jw ceremony, or who became jws after being married.
did the elder marrying you, or those studying with you, counsel you as to what forms of sexual intercourse are acceptable within jehovah's loving organization(tm)?
just having a "discussion" of sorts on another board and i'm being challenged by a dutiful jw wife.
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Rabbit
We got the "sex" talk. From her mother, her father (the Elder) sat there red-faced, looking at his shoes during the 'talk'. My soon-to-be-wife back then and I did the same.
Sister Eldress proceeded to rule out, oral and anal sex, sex from "behind", masturbation and mutual masturbation, neither of us could 'touch' the others genitals because..."it might cause un-natural excitement like masturbation" (I was thinking "Damn, whats' left ??)
What was "left": Man on top. Then she read us some scripture in the "Song of Soloman" that said I could "become intoxicated anytime with her breasts." Whew. There was SOMETHING left for 2 JW virgins!
Now that she's my X, should I let Sister Pioneer Eldress know what her daughter REALLY liked ? heheh
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Anyone here like sailing?
by hubert ini finally got to meet up with my best friend this weekend, and while having lunch with him at an ocean front restaurant, got to see a 3-masted schooner on the horizon, heading out to sea.
what a sight that was !!
it was a beautiful day, and a bit breezy, which was ideal for the schooner.
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Rabbit
I love sailing. I have a small 14' sailboat, 2 kayaks and a canoe.
My pipe-dream is to go on one of those Sailing vacations where you are part of the crew.
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The Kingdom of God (The "Good News" will be preached)
by Ray of Light inmy alias is "ray of light" and i have some information to post regarding the kingdom of god.
i will present some scriptures along with some reasonings to ponder over.
jehovah, the god of abraham is a loving god, and humans are created in his image.
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Rabbit
BrownBoy:
I have apologized for presenting misleading information. As I said, it is easy for a human to be misled by satan.
We appreciate your apology. But, YOU still misled US. And we're "apostates". You have been a false prophet, there's no way of getting around that. What would have happened if we HAD believed you?
A foolish person will continue to be foolish. A wise person will check to see if this information is true. Please return to the Kingdom Hall to receive instruction.
Have YOU returned to the KH ? If not, why not ? If so, have you confessed your 'works of prophesy' to the benevolent Elders ? If so, how have you been treated ? I think you'll find X-JW's will be better friends and a lot more forgiving to you, than the WTS ever could be. Come back as a normal person...without the weight of the world on your shoulders. You are no more or less important than anyone else.
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The Kingdom of God (The "Good News" will be preached)
by Ray of Light inmy alias is "ray of light" and i have some information to post regarding the kingdom of god.
i will present some scriptures along with some reasonings to ponder over.
jehovah, the god of abraham is a loving god, and humans are created in his image.
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Rabbit
Hi BrownBoy,
Have you ever thought..."God" might not be so perfect? It's always said, "Man was made in God's image." Could God make mistakes? Can HE do something that even HE considers wrong?
You well remember how after purposely murdering (that's what humans would call a world wide holocaust) an untold number of people, including innocent children and babies back in Noah's day, he expressed "regret" after He "saw what he'd done to mankind"?
It sounds like someone who lost their temper, to me.
If He's not perfect, in the fact that He has murdered un-told millions of people in Bible accounts...how can we put total trust in what the writers of the Bible and the Watchtower, say about Him now?
Why not come back here as a friend, with everyday problems and concerns for how you can help your fellow posters...today. This is the wrong venue to preach or give prophecy. Even the WatchTower which you said, "is best equipped" for such things will disfellowship you and throw you out like yesterday's trash, once they discover your "works."
You are much more welcome here as a friend, if you'll let us.
Rabbit
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Positive proof that Watchman & those who post on his forum are LOONEY.
by Schizm inhttp://e-jehovahs-witnesses.com/viewtopic.php?t=1084&sid=584fa2df178b17b22f245bf648ff3e66
modern day "garden of eden" ?
good day brothers and sisters: .
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Rabbit
Ask for ME too, Schisms, if it won't burn your lips too bad to mention someone you're trying to "shun", heheh
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Positive proof that Watchman & those who post on his forum are LOONEY.
by Schizm inhttp://e-jehovahs-witnesses.com/viewtopic.php?t=1084&sid=584fa2df178b17b22f245bf648ff3e66
modern day "garden of eden" ?
good day brothers and sisters: .
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Rabbit
Oh, yes...Schisms YOU read em'. Everyone of them. You absolutely crave attention, even tho' you won't answer, because something must have clicked in your brainand you know you're wrong. You have no logical reasoning to explain your comments. Most people would just admit it and go on.
I know it.
You know it.
And you know, I know it.