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  Bethel Australia 2 couples go on holidays and swaped partners - True!!?

  by Witness 007 in

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  a sister confronted a bethel elder about this in my presence and he confirmed it ....wow!

  i thought it was a bull crap rumor...and he said they had been disfellowshiped....any aussies hear of or no more about this?

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  Cheetos

  That happend in my cong many times, nothing new with that noise they used meet up at Applebees after the assembles alot.
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  LITERATURE DENIED for NONPAYMENT. Has this occured on congo level?

  by uwishufish in

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  does anyone know if this has happened in any 1st world countries?

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  Cheetos

  Dogpatch your right, they don't Tip worth a dam, my wife who is from CT taught me how to Tip on just about all services, but I have seldom seen proper Tipping from the JW's.
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  The new world will be here January 20, 2009 - what changes are you expectin

  by eyeslice in

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  barak obaham will be sworn in as the first afro-american president of what is arguably the most powerful nation on earth on january 20, 2009. will this usher in a new age or will the actions not match the rhetoric?

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  Cheetos

  I think I will learn to enjoy eatting Okra & Chitlens and Chicken Fat Cake. Chitlins are really quite good depending on who has prepaired them, other wise you feel like wiping your mouth with toilet paper.
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  Your favorite Christmas song?

  by sacolton in

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  (include a youtube video if possible).

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2tnp9whdu.

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  Cheetos

  I love them all, hear them here at: http://www.northpoleradio.com/

  I like them when Bing sings them and Brenda Lee. When I was a kid my parents who were Witness's at that time never knew me and buddies accross the street would sing carrols on door steps and get goodies, and on Christmas morning I would go to their house and watch them open their presents and drink hot coco, thinking back it so pathetic that I had to sneek over to watch my friends enjoy Christmas and then worry myself sick that they would find out. Now I say Marry Christmas to everyone I can and stock up on Christmas cheer, and Christmas cards to relatives and friends.
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  did your wife run off and get pregnant?

  by oompa in

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  2. friends

  or is it just me?...ya...it was wicked hard to deal with and i will never be the same...we had two cute kids at the time, very young, and she was out knocking on doors with a 35 hour a month average....i was never spiritual enough and hated service....and felt there were too many meetings......she truly just disappeared one day...no note...i found her thousands of miles away, not even in the us....ya how is that for weird?.....can anybody top that?....i lost 20 pounds the first month and was already skinny.....i still care for her greatly, and know she was truly mentally ill at the time......cause you would have to be crazy to leave a guy like me!!!

  !.....lol.....that line has gotten me through a lot of tough times....she really was ill and on tons of meds.......oompa....this one should be on oprah.

  again.....can anybody top that?....step up to the plate....i could not find anyone to help me with that, as nobody had had that happen to them.

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  Cheetos

  Dam, I wonder if we were both married to the same bitch dude! My ex-wife wanted to anul the marrige on our honey moon, I don't know why, I thought at the time I peformed quite well I the sack. It took twenty years being married to that women and sustaining a brain injury to wake up and relize just how much of a Beeoch she was. She hammered me with WT do's and don't's 24 - 7 I almost lost my mind I never could live up to her exspectations, she would send the elders over to read me the right act for any stupid reason. Listion if you mary again just make sure your wife has big Hooters", cause my first wife had ittie bittie ones, and I think it made her crazy the fact she did not have big ones.
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  My marriage is falling apart!

  by sacolton in

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  2. friends

  over breakfast, my wife and i discussed the feeling of distance between us.

  i haven't kept her for going to meetings or anything of the sort.

  yet, since i've left the organization - she has been more distant from me.

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  Cheetos

  Well, here I will tell you what to do, just take her out danceing or listion to a nice band and wear some nice duds that show off your ass man, and make sure you have three red roses in the trunk of your car so that you can sneek out later while she is setting there at the table sipping some wine that bubbles and bring them to her, now you have got to plan this dude it's a must" to go and buy some Elsha colone and put it all over your neck. Now for your lovely wife go and buy her a Clada ring and give it to her along with the roses. Oh" one more thing order up some deep fried crisp Tatter Tots because you are going to need the energy latter dude.

  Hootie hoo
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  curious...do guys like to talk with gals here more than guys?...

  by oompa in

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  or is it just me?.........oomps.

  it is dangerous.

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  Cheetos

  No, cause chances are they look like a mud fence.
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  Will Witnesses Become Potheads?

  by metatron in

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  another possible conundrum for the governing frauds: will witnesses become potheads?.

  i see more and more states allowing medical marijuana ( mass.

  may be the latest).

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  Cheetos

  Now, if old Joe Ruthorford would been a Pot Head and smoked Doobie's rather than drinking Old Crow than things would have been much diferent for all us pin headed cult geeks.
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  My Wife is mentally ill and does crazy things diary.

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  luckly she is going to a mental health proffesional soon.. monday - bought her a nice hat as we were going to the races.....tuesday - she decides she doesn't want to go because of the crowds...wednesday - re-arranges furniture and tidies house from 8pm till 8am making lots of noise.

  in the morning flys into a rage when i ask her to find library books that are overdue....rings a brother we know and tells him we are get divorced...she sick of them interfering {havent seen him in a year?

  } tells him she will sleep with my father like in the bible so i can get an inheritance from him???....

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  Cheetos

  Well first of all how old is your wife, is she in menopause that can make them Ape like mentally speaking that is.

  Hootie Hoo,
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  stick and stones may break my bones..but WORDS HURT FOREVER !

  by caliber in

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  on this site and elsewhere i have heard the expressions when hurt by words.... "grow up.. grow a thick skin ".

  well it all seems easy enough to say, but we all have areas of high sensitivity.. physical, mental, emotional, social standing, education and race.

  it is easy to find humor in things.

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  Cheetos

  I dont know about that son.