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Places to have sex (other than home)
by logansrun in
1. social
2. relationships
where?

how?

and what will i need to bring?
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"He's a Jehovah"
by logansrun in
1. jw
2. friends
have you ever thought that "jehovahs witnesses" is a difficult name to pronounce for a religion?

if i had a dollar for every time in my life someone said, "oh, you're a jehovah, aren't you?

i'm a jehovah.
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jehovah shows he's humble and humbly allows Thor, a bulleye drop kick
by frankiespeakin in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this jehovah god, who is so jealous, so pouty, so insecure,, that he needs our worship to be made whole,, what did he do for the first part of eternity before he created anything, when he was without subjects to boss around.

sure seems like he's pretty whimpy!!!

and needs to keep reassurring his ego,, pressuring people to worship him promising to listen to their prayers for victory over their enemies and lots of good food, and to some pardise earth everlastingly you name it he can give it to you if you worship him.. .
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Jehovah Will Get His Ass Kicked Really Good By Thor God of Thunder!!!!
by frankiespeakin in
1. social
2. humour
i mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this wank-hovah god, who is so jealous, so pouting, so insecure that he needs our worship to be made whole.

could this loser in ever win a fight with thor???

he's pathetic,,i really mean it,,, what a loser!!
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Hey buddy, got change for $200?
by Winston Smith :>D in
1. social
2. current
too funny... .

some guy actualy passed this off successfully!.

i saw this 'cause i was reading the $1 million dollar story @ the smoking gun: .
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All Scripture Inspired?
by Carmel in
1. watchtower
2. bible
let's assume you believe that jesus was the "son of god" had a direct link to all knowledge, okay?

would it be fair to conclude that he was "informed" of the other greater and older civilizations around the world as he trudged from nazareth to jerusalem?

would he not also be aware of zoroaster, relatively next door, chrisna and buddha further to the east?
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so where are the . . .
by myownsaviorthankyoumuch in
1. social
2. relationships
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single x-jw females in sunny florida?????

looking throught the threads im surprised that there isnt an area on this site dedicated to hooking up x-jw's
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PASSION of the Christ
by myownsaviorthankyoumuch in
1. social
2. entertainment
wondering if anyone has seen it yet, and what the general consensus was around here.

i saw it a week ago this coming monday, overall i liked it, and didnt really see what the controvesy was, thought that the aramaic w/ english subtitles was a nice touch, cinematography was great, watching mary's griefmoved me a whole lot more than watching jesus get tortured, satan rocked visually, i especially enjoyed the fact that he was portrayed by a female, [that was not a comment to instigate the femenists on the board] though he had one too many hollywood moments, i really like the fact that jesus actually came across as arrogant, not the weakling he is always portrayed as during the easter season, he actually had some nads, and had something to say, that was cool, made him a lot more real in my eyes, after walking out of the theater though, i could only keep thinking to myself this was such a tragedy in the likes of homer, a hero bound for disaster, a legend told through the centuries, much like king arthur became a legend based on the events of a real man, im thinking the same must have happened with him, 80 flogs with bamboo into it i was thinking endorphines and adrenaline, yet it kept going into a second round, how he was able to walk after that and carry a cross, seemed a bit ludicrous, comments??

?
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Mark of the Wild Beast (666) Calculation - 6x6+6=42 (Bush=42 President)
by Brownboy in
1. watchtower
2. bible
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what do you think??

more info to follow..............
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i suppose this is a good place to say hello
by myownsaviorthankyoumuch in
1. social
2. relationships