Posts by bull01lay

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Words and Phrases from the UK

by Nosferatu in

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friends

this is mostly directed to all of you from the uk.

i listen to a lot of music from the uk, but there's some, i guess slang that i don't completely understand.. raw ramp: as in "you're a raw ramp".

i have no clue what this means.

bull01lay

Following on from MyAuntFanny.....

Take a piss - "Point Percy at the Porcelain"

Throw up in toilet - "Talking to god on the big white telephone"

Defecating - "dropping the kids off at the pool", "One stuck in the departure lounge" or "Going to release a Chocolate Hostage" or after a very hot curry.. "pebble dashing the loo", "Squirting like a blood orange"

Masturbation (Can I say that here?) Male:"Shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree", "Indulging in the pleasures of the palm", "Owninism", "Bashing the Bishop", "Choking the Chicken", "Stroking the One Eyed snake"

Female: "The KitKat Shuffle", "tapping the tuppence"... Why so many for men, not women ???

Menstrual Cycle - "On the blob", "Painter and decorators are in", "Arsenal is playing at home (the red flag is flying)"

Making Love - "Shagging", "Horizontal Mumba", "Horizontal Jogging", "Boffing", "Doing the Doo", "a bit of How's yer Father"

I did warn you guys about my sense of humour!!!!!!

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Words and Phrases from the UK

by Nosferatu in

jw
friends

this is mostly directed to all of you from the uk.

i listen to a lot of music from the uk, but there's some, i guess slang that i don't completely understand.. raw ramp: as in "you're a raw ramp".

i have no clue what this means.

bull01lay

Nos:

I'm interested to know where you heard 'Raw Ramp'... it's something I'm unfamiliar with too!!

Other colloquialisms you may come across are:

Bog - same as loo

Fella, Marrow, Chap, Geezer - all same as Bloke

Cob, Bap, Roll - bread rolls.

Mixed - Chips and mushy peas

Duck, babe, darling - general familiarities with reference to ladies (some get offended by these.. why ? I dunno, if you were to call them SplitAr*e instead, I could understand them being offended by that! )

Cockney rhyming slang is too much even for most UK citizens to take in, so it's not worth going down that route....!

Here endeth todays lesson!

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OOOPS I DID IT AGAIN !!

by tazmaniac in

i went to my local coffee shop at 11:10am on saturday morning.

not thinking that about 40 witnesses would be arriving.

there i was standing in line, the two parties in front of me were taking forever.

bull01lay

taz:

They always seem to forget the 400 times you helped them move or how you gave them your old car so they could make it to work

I hear ya there buddy... I spent years fixing up witnesses cars, gardening, painting, loaning money etc. Where's the thanks now ???

I've met up with a few of them since - not one can hold my stare! Occasionally you can tell by the way a dub looks at you that there eyes are saying Hi.... others you can see the sheer contempt.

If I'm at my Mum's house and my sister has any dub friends around, they all talk to me (which I have no problem with cos some of them are drop dead gorgeous!!!! (I'm just an old letch really )), but I can't be there if any of my mums 'friends' are around in case I contaminate them....

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I Have The Best Wife Everrrrrrr!

by Corvin in

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friends

my wife just came home and brought with her, the widescreen version of the lord of the rings- the return of the king on dvd!.

she ordered it two weeks ago, and we have been watching the first two getting ready for the third.

now, if i can just get her to wear that arwen costume for me .

bull01lay

This is gonna start a riot soon... cos I thought I had the best wife in the world.... so if this is the case, she's getting around a bit now.... when I get home tonight I'm gonna giv her SUCH a slap......!! (only kidding!)

It's sooo good to see the 'logical' sex voicing appreciation for their dear ones!!! Big Up to the feminine side!!!

p.s... I'm waiting for the extended version too!

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how does everyone else cope with being shunned by family?

by nb-dfed in

i am a newbie to the site.

i was born an raised a jw.

shortly after marriage, my husband and i decided we no longer wanted to be part of the organization.

bull01lay

garybuss:

That has got to be the most up beat and positive way of looking at this 'shunning' crap that I have heard.

Excellent posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your favourite cars / motors?

by Celtic in

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friends

what is your favourite car / motor?

who makes the best sports cars?

(obviously discounting the american models which just look like shite and drive like a pregnant sow).

bull01lay

Englishman:

Cool pics - I love the AC cobra replica's. I nearly bought one a few years ago, but didn't like the finish of the kit. Not sure which maker it was, but it was dreadful. I know 'anything' can be sorted, but this would have taken so many layers of primer / paint and laquer to get the ripples out of the gel coat!!!

I like the DAX kits, but they are so expensive......!

dh:

What a goooooorgeous looking motor!!! Pure sex on 4 wheels!!

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JW - non JW relationships

by sjf84 in

i'm sure that if i had come to this website as a non-jw looking for information on this cult when i was dating my jw girlfriend, i would not have taken any notice of a message like this.

but i cannot stress this enough to any non-jw in a relationship with a jw: get out now!

it is only natural to believe that your relationship will be different to the other failed relationships between believers and non believers which you read about on boards like these.

bull01lay

Hi Simon,

Sorry to hear you had your guts ripped out, matey!

You've found a good place to vent, rant, cry... whatever it take to heal. Hope you rebuild your life quickly, and while at the minute it will sound like no consolation to you - you are the lcuky one. You might have been tempted eventually to 'go the other way', which is no guarantee that you'd keep the love you felt at first - many here have already had similar wounds, including myself.

Good luck picking up those pieces.......

Bull!.

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Six Flags shouldn't have let morbidly obese man on roller coaster

by ThiChi in

i'm sorry, but i can't get this picture out of my mind, a 365 pound man flying through the air....

six flags shouldn't have let morbidly obese man on roller coaster.

six flags darien lake, n.y., amusement park in will pay $3.95 million to a man who sustained a large abdominal hernia after being ejected from the park's superman--ride of steel roller coaster.

bull01lay

Hey Simon:

My biggest bug-bear is on planes - you get 20Kg allowance (or whatever) but someone getting on could way double what you do ... and still get the same 20Kg. It would be better if everyone got a total allowance and if you weighed less ... well, you could take more ! (without paying extra).

I'd have to get on naked - there'd be no allowance left for clothes!!!!!! LMAO!!!

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JW's and Funerals..... your thoughts please, including current JW's

by bull01lay in

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friends

a morbid topic i know, but one that has played on my mind since i was df'd.. my mum is still a very devout witness.

if anything happened to her, what would the witness position be on my attending the funeral ?.

i know she would (quite rightly)expect a service at the kingdom hall.

bull01lay

Thanks for the reply Cybs...

then go and show them your emotions if need be then you should go.

This is kinda the thing I'm worried about though. As regards a service for me - I don't see what the point would be - all the people who know and associate with my Mum are witnesses. What would be the point of a service for 5 people (assuming that non jw family would go to the 'main event'... and why should I turn up, show emotion, then leave ? Whilst not expressed, I know my Mum would want a service at the KH, nowhere else - anywhere else would feel like a sham.

Maybe I ought to talk to her about it, but how do you say 'btw mum, what's gonna happen about the service when you're dead' ?? She'll think I've got my eyes on the inheritance!!

Thanks,

Bull.

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Your favourite cars / motors?

by Celtic in

jw
friends

what is your favourite car / motor?

who makes the best sports cars?

(obviously discounting the american models which just look like shite and drive like a pregnant sow).

bull01lay

I love most cars... esp. american classics. Couldn't say what my favourite american car is, although I do love the curves of the old Stingray.

Sports motors - the new Nissan 350 is pretty sweet...

I tend to drift more towards Kit Cars though... I did try shoe horning an AMC Javelin 304cuin engine into my tiny dutton phaeton, but gave it up because it was too damn heavy!!! Just thinking about the performance that would have had makes me go all squiffy.....