Ok discussion with Catholic today here's da jist!
Me- So god is insane Wack-o who tortures people after they die for all eternity?
Good Catholic- No, God is love SATAN is bad and HE tortures you while good people (read catholics) go to heaven!
Me- If the devil rules hell and I do what he wants while I'm on earth wouldn't he REWARD me when I got to hell?
GC- No god won't let him reward you... The only way to get a reward is to go to heaven
Me- If god make him torture me isn't god in fact directly responsible for my torture? So gods in charge of hell and satan is the foreman? So while satan gets his hands dirty god in fact is the mastermind behind the torture!
GC- No, the devil is in charge of hell
Me- But you just said that god won't let the devil be in charge! Now when I sold my soul to Satan he directly told me that all the bad hotties would be in hell and the fire was hot but the beer was cold...
GC- No all the hotties will be in heaven
Me- How so when all the good hotties are sinning up a storm?
GC- Well there will be hotties in heaven...
Me- Yeah, hot boys! And the second you touch you'll be in hell with me!
GC- Well when YOU get to HELL you send me a letter in heaven and let me know how it is there...
HA See jebhobers aren't the only bent rods out there!