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  Chess!!??

  by Lilycurly in

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  2. beliefs

  i just read from the quotes website that the wts discourages people to play chess!

  i never knew that!lol they compare it to actual war and say it can make one competitive and aggresive.

  i've never read such bullshit, if i didn't know better, i would have thought that this was a mock article.

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  Chess makes you agressive and ambitious??

  Da Troof does too - look at all those testosterone soaked youg males, wanting to be elders. All compete for the elderette with the biggest mammary glands, seek to outdo each other in hours, and try to get closer to the men who might help them realize their ambitions...

  Chess is a Quaker pacifist fest compared to that. I knew brothers who wept when they were not appointed.

  HB ( of the "hearty breakfast is better than the days text" class)

  OOps! I forgot - the Golden Age said breakfast is bad for you.
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  WHAT do camels mean in Genesis?

  by hamsterbait in

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  this was in the ms about two years ago:.

  the camels are the typical representation of the magazines, that carry the good news around the world.. hb (of the "heave and barf"class)

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  hamsterbait

  This was in the MS about two years ago:

  The camels are the typical representation of the magazines, that carry the GOOD NEWS around the world.

  HB (of the "heave and barf"class)
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  Tetra I think it's your fault

  by MsMcDucket in

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  2. friends

  early this morning, at work, this doctor comes in bitchin' and moanin' about not being paged.

  he starts throwing stuff around and really saying some nasty things about me and the staff's competency.

  so, i got hot as a firecracker!

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  I got the deflecting spell from my father, who was a practising Satanist. He reckoned it worked.

  HB
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  Hey! Jeanniebeanz wants to know.....

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  if all the xdubs were gathered together in one place and a head count taken, how many of us would there be?

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  Work back through the yearly reports, calculating the discrepancies between peak publishers in each year and those baptized.

  ON average over the last 5 years it seems 120 000 leave each year. Work out averages for death rate. Then convert to a % of total average peak publishers.

  I bet the total is around three million. Over the last 50 years.

  HB
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  A Long Post About MY SISTER. Shows up after 5 Yrs just to SHUN some more?

  by lisaBObeesa in

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  background:.

  my sister and i have become estranged because of the tension and hard feelings around this shunning of mom.

  it has been several years since i have seen her or heard from her.

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  hamsterbait

  The reasoning is so warped. She can sit on a chair away from the table in the same room where everybody is eating - and she isn't eating with her Mother????!

  If her reasoning is right then she was insulting all those present by not sitting at the table.

  Let her think she can turn love off and on like a tap. In my opinion love can be killed, and once dead you can only try to make a copy of it afterwards. (WT calls this resurrection)

  HB
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  Tetra I think it's your fault

  by MsMcDucket in

  1. jw
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  early this morning, at work, this doctor comes in bitchin' and moanin' about not being paged.

  he starts throwing stuff around and really saying some nasty things about me and the staff's competency.

  so, i got hot as a firecracker!

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  hamsterbait

  Draw a pentacle on a piece of paper. Write his name in the center, and put it in the bottom left back corner of a bottom drawer.

  His anger will be deflected back on to him and he will suffer.

  HB
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  pray to tetragod, and experience something you never have before...

  by tetrapod.sapien in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if any of you feel like praying and having your prayers heard and answered, feel free to send a prayer to me at [email protected].

  i hear all prayers, and answer all prayers.

  i will try to fulfill those within my powers, but i will be honest with you homo sapiens and say that i will not be able to fulfill all of them.

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  I thought your blasphemy important, then I realised it said you is impotent.

  Shucks! Just as I was wrapping myself in sticky tape so I wouldn't split open.

  Seriously the dark cheekpouches of suffering await all who blaspheme Hamstergod.

  HB (of the "my god is better than your god" class)
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  Patterson has a pool?!

  by lonelysheep in

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  i just read this http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?aid=/20051104/news04/511040390/1027/news11 and was suprised to learn there's an indoor pool up there.

  are there tennis courts, too?

  although they don't suspect the parasite of spreading to other pools, health department officials said as a precaution, they contacted the county's five other indoor swimming facilities green chimneys in patterson, carmel fitness and racquet club in carmel, jehovah's witnesses' watchtower educational center in patterson, arms acres in carmel and st. basil's academy in garrison to recommend that they superchlorinate their pools.

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  If the branch (London f.e. ) has no leisure facilities, the Borg is mean and takes no consideration of the young slaves' need for leisure.

  If the branch has leisure facilities, then the Borg is not living up to its vows of self-sacrifice.

  The Catholic church provides facilities , and is not criticized.

  The Catholic church does not provide facilities and is not criticized.

  Same sort of damned if you do damned of you don't talk the WT taught us all to use so well. And we still can't stop doing it...

  Sad, really.

  HB
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  New Light! “Invisible Armageddon!”

  by jstalin in

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  2. beliefs

  it is going to be announced that with all the anticipation for the coming of armageddon, we didnt notice the actual event.

  thats right, it was an invisible armageddon.

  if we take the 70 years of captivity, plus 1914, we get 1984. then we use the people equal hours rule and apply it to the 144,000, using division, and we get 6,000. then we use the hours equal years rule to divide 6,000 by 360 to get 16.66 additional years, add that to 1984, and we get the year 2000 for armageddon!

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  "The World has ended - Millions now dying invisibly will never live." (1921)

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  The “Given Ones,” Jehovah’s Provision? by Barbara Anderson

  by Dogpatch in

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  the watchtower april 15, 1992, p. 31, par.

  1, 5, 6; p. 13, par.

  the watchtower april 15, 1992, p. 15, par.

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  The study in April 15 WT, also said that when all the annointed had gone to heaven the other sheep "would have no need to fear for JEHOVAH WILL PROTECT THEM" this indicates a time before all the "enemies are destroyed".

  If this time is after armageddy, who are the OS being protected from - dead bodies? They are softening up the dubs for a very long pre armageddy sit-in.

  HB