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  OKAY... July 2013 Witchtower. The end ain't coming fo at least 30 years...

  by hamsterbait in

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  the noolite in the july study rag, is that all the annointed will be in heaven when armageddy starts.. they already proved from the scriptures that there is not going to be a rapture of annointed.

  (as a study pointed out they would "never" go back to a teaching they had disproved with the babble).

  since mark sanderson is about 48, is in beth hell and receives the very best of health care, we can count on him living until at least 70 - 80. unless he dies of cancer or obesity or an accident.

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  hamsterbait

  The Noolite in the July Study Rag, is that ALL the annointed will be in heaven when Armageddy starts.

  They already PROVED from the scriptures that there is NOT going to be a rapture of annointed. (As a Study pointed out they would "never" go back to a teaching they had disproved with the Babble)

  Since Mark Sanderson is about 48, is in Beth Hell and receives the very best of health care, we can count on him living until at least 70 - 80. Unless he dies of cancer or obesity or an accident.

  He started taking the emblems in his 20s. If other annointed are that young, we have a LONG time to wait for them all to croak their last breath.

  Personally I think that they will adopt a rapture theology, as they can then include the "maybe tomorrow" death threat, and ratchet up the fear and tension.

  Do you think these ideas are at the back of the mind in the congos? Why they are slacking, despite the increased death threats in the Litterature. (eg WT study: "What will you do to keep Living?" - subscript : God is going to slaughter you, how can you kiss his a$$hole fast enough?)

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  If Noah had family worship night in the ark...what's your excuse!?!?!?!?!?!

  by LostGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  funny picture in new public watchtower.

  evidently there was a digital camera taking pictures about 3,500 years ago.

  noah had family worship night in the ark, so all you slackers have no excuse!

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  What I WANT TO KNOW IS:

  lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BOTTOM MID RIGHT. Where is that young womans left hand? What is she doing? no wonder Noah had no Grandchildren for a while...

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  If Noah had family worship night in the ark...what's your excuse!?!?!?!?!?!

  by LostGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  funny picture in new public watchtower.

  evidently there was a digital camera taking pictures about 3,500 years ago.

  noah had family worship night in the ark, so all you slackers have no excuse!

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  hamsterbait

  NAKED FLAMES?

  With all that methane rising from the Shit that would have to be constantly shovelled out?

  It would have blown sky high!

  I didnt know they had baling machines in those days either....

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  JW family made contact....

  by LouBelle in

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  .....after 8 years of us being disfellowshipped.

  the made contact through my aunt who is still 'in' - as in she has faded but is not disfellowshipped and will pop to a meeting now and again - she does this for my grans' sake.. the contact was from my aunt and uncle (he's an elder) these were the 2 witnesses used against me in my judicial case.

  they contacted my aunt and said to forward the message onto us.

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  hamsterbait

  I need to go bobos now.

  A very good night, may you sleep soundly and wake feeling the love and kindness of so many of us here.

  OXO

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  Dating Sites

  by LouBelle in

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  i will admit that i have joined two a little while back just to see what kind of a response i would get.

  it is so difficult to meet new people in that: 1) work - there are now 4 men in all - 2 married old cronies and 2 younger guys that are just a no.

  2) i have a lot of gay friends so when we go shake our bom boms it's usually at a gay club - 99.9% of the men there are gay 3) friends of friends are usually involved.

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  Not all of them are like that.

  Try match.com, and even an older one Dateline. They match people on their profile and compatibility.

  I know people who ended up married, and every body said they had at least one date with a person who was not boring, even if it came to nothing.

  You are in a dark place at present, and though you said you are starting to feel a bit better, I would hold off dating for a little while. If you are not reasonably happy in yourself another person will not give you that.

  Love will find you, when you least expect it.

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  Why won't JWs have "civilized" debates with home owners?

  by ilikecheese in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it seems kind of crazy to go to someone's house touting your religion as truth and then not even defend your own beliefs.

  why do jws stop the chat if someone just tries to calmly reason/debate with them?

  i'm not talking about crazy preachers who start slamming bibles and yelling about how they need jesus or something.

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  The line in the Kingdumb Misery example presentation says it all:

  [allow for comment]

  1. How gracious they are to allow you to say something on your own doorstep!

  2. They dont LISTEN

  3. As one dub told a call "we are not here to debate we are here to preach." In other words they are not remotely interested in what you have to say.

  4. They are, as pointed out, incapable of reasoned logical debate, even of holding on to one subject to discuss.

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  JW family made contact....

  by LouBelle in

  1. jw
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  .....after 8 years of us being disfellowshipped.

  the made contact through my aunt who is still 'in' - as in she has faded but is not disfellowshipped and will pop to a meeting now and again - she does this for my grans' sake.. the contact was from my aunt and uncle (he's an elder) these were the 2 witnesses used against me in my judicial case.

  they contacted my aunt and said to forward the message onto us.

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  personally I wouldnt go see them AT ALL.

  Remind them that they are not to have contact with DF persons. That David whatsis face gave a talk saying that the Witchtower Religion was the best plan for old age.

  You could well find your reaction in the situation very distressing. You have a new job to find and a new home, these are your concerns, not the pockets of those snakes.

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  JW family made contact....

  by LouBelle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  .....after 8 years of us being disfellowshipped.

  the made contact through my aunt who is still 'in' - as in she has faded but is not disfellowshipped and will pop to a meeting now and again - she does this for my grans' sake.. the contact was from my aunt and uncle (he's an elder) these were the 2 witnesses used against me in my judicial case.

  they contacted my aunt and said to forward the message onto us.

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  Loubelle -

  GO GIRL! You were absolutely right. Put this the other way round - what if it had been you or your Mum asking them for help??

  I hope everything is starting to look a bit less bleak in your very trying hour. At least you can hold up your head and see that you own your own life.

  OXO

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  British zone visit from David Splane - a report from the special meeting in Glasgow

  by slimboyfat in

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  2. friends

  well i went to a "special meeting" in the armadillo today where a 2 & 1/2 hour programme was relayed from london at 1pm.

  apparently the letters of invitation only went out a month or so ago and not all congregations were invited.

  there were 2,900 of us from around scotland.

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  Just study the photographs of the Gibbering Buddies.

  The eyes are dead, despite the fake smiles.

  They have got to be where they are by kissing a$$ and licking a$$. Eight old fools, who fell for the CRAP the as yet non-existent GB told them. They could not expect to be here now, and flounder for ways of keeping the hook in the noses of the Sheeples.

  Looking at their ages, and the NOOLITE, the system is going on for at least another 30 years, unless Mark Sanderson is killed before then...

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  56 years of tornado tracks (by F-scale)...interesting

  by Terry in

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  Tornadoes are like earthquakes -

  Do you remember the Ayatollah who said that earthquakes were more frequent because Muslim Women Sluts were abandoning the veil?

  Everybody knows that God hates the fags, and America is starting to lurve the fags. They drive the fashion and makeup industries that create more wealth even than nuclear bombs!!

  Where would the autumn line be if all the fags repented??

  The tornadoes come in an almost regular five year cycle as each group of teen fags start doing the dirty dirty.

  PROTECT OUR YOUTH I SAY!!

  Down with fashion, up the burka!

  HB