Posts by moomanchu

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My Story
by jwfacts in
1. jw
2. experiences
i received an email from a lawyer who has been studying with witnesses for some time.

he wanted to know my story, if i am disfellowshipped and if i have an axe to grind, in order to know if the information at jwfacts.com can be trusted.

i was raised a jw, my aunty and uncle, many cousins and grandparents are jws.
moomanchu

Very interesting story.
I thought you were out for much longer to,only because of how knowledgeable you are about the JW's and their tactics.
thanks for sharing
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Question: Why was it ok to sell unbled meat to a foriegner for them to eat?
by Lady Liberty in
1. watchtower
2. bible
hello all... ok, i have a question for any takers: deuteronomy 14:21 says this:.

21 "you must not eat any body [already] dead.

so, it is obvious that this is why they could not eat a animal that they found that had died, say from natural causes.
moomanchu

The rule against eating unbled meat of animals not killed by humans clearly falls under the mosaic law. Either that or the god of the old testament is a hypocrite.
Then there is the Noahic everlasting covenant for all humans to abstain from blood, but that isn't in effect when there is a buck to be made by God's chosen people.
During the summer vacationing season blood bank levels can drop very low. The last time I checked the kingdom hall wasn't doing blood drives like other churches do. Do your part and donate who knows an apostate could save the life of a JW who needs blood fractions.
Hypocrites? yup!
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NOAH'S PLIGHT IN 2007
by moomanchu in
1. social
2. humour
states, and said, "once again, the earth has become wicked and.

over-populated, and i see the end of all flesh before me.. build another ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few.

good humans.".
moomanchu

In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United
States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and
over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few
good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the
Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in
his yard, but no Ark.
"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I
needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about
the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the
neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and
exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development
Appeal Board for a decision.
Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted
for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead
the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the
sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees
in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists
that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group
sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their
will. They argued the accommodation was going to be too restrictive, and it
was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd
conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on
how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card statusof most
of the people who want to work.
The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have
to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming
I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me
to finish this Ark. "
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a
rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean
you're not going to destroy the world?"
"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
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The Ostrich
by bikerchic in
1. social
2. humour
a man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

" the ostrich says, "i'll have the same.

the waitress asks, "what's with the ostrich?".
moomanchu

I'll have the same.
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When do you think JWs will reach the 7,000,000 mark?
by R.F. in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
we all know that once this happens it will ring a loud cry from the wts to how it is "growing".

when do you think this will happen?
moomanchu

7 is God's number, so when there are 7,000,000 brothers and sisters then we know armageddon will be so close so keep on blah blah blah......... I think they will peak at 6,666,666 publishers.
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A Gem from the new book "COME BE MY FOLLOWER"
by bennyk in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i've only skimmed the book, but this is a keeper:.

he [jesus] is certainly angry at all those religious organizations that falsely claim to represent him.

--p. 185, par.
moomanchu

Can anyone scan the front cover and maybe the table of contents.
I love to e-mail things of that sort to clueless JW's.
It makes them paronoid, suspicious and bewildered of the internet.
I'm hoping for curiosity to kick in though.
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Hi all, I've been lurking.........
by jibberish in
1. jw
2. experiences
hello, i've been lurking for a few months now.

like many others here i've been through quite a bit lately, and what i've learned (thanks to jwd) is very eye opening to say the least.

will write my story when i have time.
moomanchu

Welcome aboard
I forgot about that line of reasoning to not get baptized so early.
Good question to ask a JW when they invite you to the follow the christ D.C.
When did you get baptized? Answer "14" Why haven't you followed the Christ? Shame on you!!!
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Newbie
by davegod in
1. jw
2. friends
interesting place!

for whatever reason i have never chosen to search for such an bbs.

i don't know how i will fit in.
moomanchu

I'm a full blown anti-christ, I neither believe in Jehovah or Jesus.
Welcome aboard,
Do you now believe in dave god?
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Why did you leave the org?
by A-Team in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
were you dfed, did you find out some lies about the org?.

what was the last straw?
moomanchu

They passed away and so did I.
Liars will not inherit Gods Kingdom!
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How come the JWs don't celebrate the Jewish Holidays?
by Irish Rose in
1. jw
2. friends
how come the jws don't celebrate the jewish holidays?.

were they not started by god, there for not started by pagans..
moomanchu

Jesus was at the temple for the festival of dedication. I don't see any reason why one couldn't celebrate the holidays if they wanted to. Celebrate Christmas by calling it Hannukah.