Posts by moomanchu

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750 billion bailout plan

by loosie in

ok i am not a major in economics but i have a better idea than bailing out the major companies who lay off workers anyway.

i don't see how that is goign to help the economy.. there are 301,139,947 people in the us according to the gov library.

if you divide 750 billion by the population of the us you get 2.49 million dollars.

moomanchu

750,000,000,000 divided by 301,139,947 = $2,490.53

oops

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The Convict

by moomanchu in

a man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

he breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clot hes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too.'

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SICK JWS

by minimus in

jw
friends

were the majority of witnesses in your hall somehow sick?

either physically, emotionally or mentally?.

most jws i knew had some unexplainable ailment or 2. and a number suffered from depression!!

moomanchu

They were into vitamins, alternative remedys and multi level marketing.

The dubs still are. My JW dad, mom, brother, sister and quite a few other dubs are into a product called immunocal.

Get this it has anti-aging properties. Multi marketed overpriced tonic for gullible twits.

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Why the hey did we not WALK away in 1995?? the gen. thing

by oompa in

jw
friends

i remember arguing with a bethel elder friend of mine during a long ride to an assembly about the"new light" in 1995....that the generation of 1914 is not the "this generation" that jesus referred to: .

(luke21:32)32 truly i say to you, this generation will by no means pass away until all things occur.

yep....pretty damm simple to me for 45 years...the generation that sees all the "signs" will not die before armageddon....thus we honest hearted ones pleaded with our back calls, or return visits to study with us before it is too late!....the time is soooo short, cause these 1914 folk are gettin damm old!....hurry in and be saved!.

moomanchu

Re: Why the hey did we not WALK away in 1995?? the gen. thing

I did.

Biography:

Faded from the tower with my wife and son . The 1914 generation living to see Armaggedon was the one thing that I knew would either prove them right or wrong in time..... and so it did. Avatar is a picture of the star of Bethlehem that sits atop South Mountain in Bethlehem, PA USA where I reside.

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Have you met Governing Body members?

by BonaFide in

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friends

brother jaracz taught one day of my mts class, the very last day.

when i was in bethel i met brother schroeder, brother sydlik, barr, barry.

i said hi to brother franz once as a kid.. the new ones?

moomanchu

I met some I think it was sydlik and some other dude?

My mother sent me a tape about, I don't remember exactly, 8 or 10 years ago of Lyman's funeral service.

Hi Farkel,

That would be interesting to listen to. Is it online?

moo

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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 11-16-08 WT Study (ESCAPE 2)

by blondie in

jw
friends

quote.

moomanchu

"Jehovah give me" = where's Jesus?

Number of times Jehovah's name used in article.

Jehovah = 56

Number of times Jesus's name used in article.

Jesus = 0

Dubs have an obssesion, fetish, fixation, mania, neurotic attraction, craze, fascination, addiction, complex, infatuation, crush, and hang-up

with using the name Jehovah. It makes them special.

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Deceptive or just wrong?

by johnnyc in

i have been virtually non-stop studying everything i can get my hands on with regards the wtbts, and "apostate" literature and information.

in all honesty, 80% at least is non-sense and over critical.

however, i do find about 20% (if i have to create a percentage reference) is appropriate in its line of reasoning and questioning.

moomanchu

Matthew 24
45 “Who really is the faithful and discreet slave whom his master appointed over his domestics, to give them their food at the proper time?

dis·creet
1. judicious in one's conduct or speech, esp. with regard to respecting privacy or maintaining silence about something of a delicate nature; prudent; circumspect.

2. showing prudence and circumspection; decorous: a discreet silence.

ar·ro·gant

1. making claims or pretensions to superior importance or rights; overbearingly assuming; insolently proud: an arrogant public official.
2. characterized by or proceeding from arrogance: arrogant claims.

If you're not absolutely sure about something you should keep your mouth shut -

cunning and arrogant servant.

They are just men nothing more nothing less.

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