Posts by moomanchu

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An idea for new light to help the WT out of this mess they've made

by JimmyPage in

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see, not only did christ come invisibly, but armageddon's already happened too.

except it was also invisible.

we're actually living in paradise right now.

moomanchu

When any dub asks me about meetings, I tell them I'm always there, but invisibly.

Love it.

The resurrection has also occurred, only ummm invisibly yeah, yeah that's it invisibly.

Hey, wait that's Christendom's gig.

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What will happen around the end of 1,000 year reign?

by asilentone in

of course, we know that satan and his demons will test people's loyalty to jehovah shortly after 1,000 years temporarily, alots of people will die around that time like salts of the sea!

after satan and his demons are completely destroyed forever, i am sure alot of people will be very happy to have sex again to populate the earth again.

can you visualize what will happen to the "salts of the sea" before they perished?

moomanchu

Try to get into the heavenly group of jayduhbeeyas.

It's much easier in that group because, your loyalty to jah is tested only once.

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illustration of jesus march 15 tower

by booby in

moomanchu

Don't they get around the hand wrist thing by saying "the Hebrew word for hands can include the wrist and forearms"?

Must have been a bitch for the soldier trying to nail through 2 wrists accurately.

Think of how long the nail must have been, 10 inches?

I wonder if they bent any nails over ?

At least in the Monty Python illustration the nails have big heads on them.

WT pic is funnier then Monty Python pic.

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And that's when the fight started.....

by moomanchu in

one year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot .

as a christmas gift.

the next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

moomanchu

that is good

try this one next time "your ass is so fat when u sit down u are taller".

let me know when your funeral is.

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And that's when the fight started.....

by moomanchu in

one year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot .

as a christmas gift.

the next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

moomanchu

ten,

Never ever, never ever say anything negative about a females body parts.

especially you know what

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Could a single decision/mistake bring down watchtower

by badboy in

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with decisions by bankers etc bringing down financial systems, other situations decisions have had wie ranging consequences makes one wonder if a single decision could bring things down.

Mom says "You will die at Armageddon" - good replies?

by serendipity in

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my mother retired from her full-time job recently and has started attending meetings again.

she also has plenty of time to think about her wayward children, including me.

one night, we were talking and she asked me, again, why i wasn't going to meetings.

moomanchu

I would have told her as I have told my own parents " my, my how very judgemental of you".

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And that's when the fight started.....

by moomanchu in

one year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot .

as a christmas gift.

the next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he
replied, "Well, you still haven't used the
gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

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My wife walked into the den
& asked "Whats on the tv?"
I replied "Dust".
And that's how
the fight started.....
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A woman is standing nude,
looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to
her husband, 'I feel horrible; I
look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started... ..
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My wife was hinting about
what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.....
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I asked my wife, 'Where do
you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were

in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to
have sex?'
'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look
at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into
buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for
$7.95. I told her the beer

would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started.....
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first. I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried
about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....

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Brothers in her Cong. question if my mum is "really" anionted!? Why?

by Witness 007 in

i don't get this...my mum pioneered for 25 years and in the last few years she at 69 is claiming to be anionted and taking emblems.....well you should see the back stabbing!

some claim she isn't since she doesn't work at bethel or contribute to the litrature???

it becomes a big debate, is she or not?

moomanchu

Why?

Simple Jay Duhbs prefer their annointed ones to be men.

Anyone know Jean Herring married to Art Herring? She is one of the annointed. She was not respected as annointed.

Creationists, who believe it all started with Adam and Eve around 6,000 years ago, say the world population to date is 51 billion.

51,000,000,000/144,000 = 354,166 chances of being an annointed one. I have several annointed ones living within a 10 mile radius of me.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS !!!!!!

BTW anyone know how many annointed ones come from the US vs. the rest of the world?

I think the US is the gold medal winner for producing annointed. LOL

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How do you answer "you research just to criticize"?

by undercover in

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minimus' thread about research got me to thinking about a friend who recently accused me of researching just to purposely find something wrong so i could justify my actions (of becoming inactive).. how would you answer this?.

moomanchu

Hey thanks bennyk,

Proverbs 18

13 "When anyone is replying to a matter before he hears [it], that is foolishness on his part and a humiliation."

(get the facts before answering)

15 The heart of the discerning acquires knowledge; the ears of the wise seek it out.

(be open to new ideas)

17 The first to present his case seems right, till another comes forward and questions him.

(make sure you hear both sides of the story before judging)

All three princibles center around seeking additional information the alternative is being prejudice.