We are created in his image so he has to have a perfect sense of humour. .
The comedy started first thing:
Hey you two dummies. I know your so dumb you don't know even the difference between good and evil, but do not eat from this tree of knowledge I placed right here in front of you. If you eat from it, you will get smart and I will kill you.
OK, now you two smarties are cursed and will sweat and struggle to put food on the table. Eve, you will have the worst pain known to man to have children plus you won't have the same desire as your husband, but don't worry he will dominate you. Now get out there and multiply and fill the earth.
Jesus, I want you to pick 144,000 people, make them immortal kings and priests with supernatural powers. All they need do is remain loyal to me till they kick the bucket.
The rest of them, same test or survive the great tribulation and Armageddon. After that see if they remain loyal to me for 1000 years. If they pass that, test them again. If they pass all 3 tests reward them with fruit baskets and lion petting forever.
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