Posts by ShadowX

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Please help me prove the wts wrong

by gringojj in

my wife was born in the jw religion but was never baptised.

she is currently studying and is on the road to baptism.

i am an atheist, and i have little comprehension of the bible.

ShadowX

A few brothers came by a few weeks ago. I have always remained quiet about the issue until they came. They flat out told me that there was no way I could be a moral person if I was'nt a member of their organization. The final straw was when one of them told me that if I was alone with a beautiful naked woman and there was no one around I would cheat on my wife. Her study has called me a close associate of satan.

Man, and they told you all of that in your own house??? Why didn't you kick their asses? And what a load of crap two "brothers" would say to you in front of your wife. You're a brave man and I would add, greater christian then they are, thats for sure.

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LMAO..... F'n HYPOCRITES!!! The angels are working...

by upside/down in

jw
friends

last night we went to a local honky tonk to see a band we really really like.

they play led zeppelin, aerosmith, ac/dc, some really bitchin blues and are just as good as good can be.... .

so as the wifey and i are there with a bunch of our new worldly friends celebrating ones 46 b-day and having a rip roaring wholesome good time.

ShadowX

So as the wifey and I are there with a BUNCH of our new worldly friends celebrating ones 46 B-day and having a rip roaring wholesome good time. We spy these 2 "sisters" at the bar. They are HAMMERED and literally have these guys all over them (hands in pants etc.).

Wish I was there to give guys a hand.

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Thought from tonight's meeting

by jula71 in

just a thought from tonight's bible reading that kinda hit in a funny way.

in all my years i've never heard this scripture used like this.

*** rbi8 1 samuel 21:12-13 ***

ShadowX

Right but if a JW lied to protect his own ass they'd be all over him, 'cause that "privilage" belongs only to WTBS

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Lonely JW Ex Hubbie

by Lehaa in

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friends

just got back from picking up my kids from my ex.. he'd called me to come pick them up early as he was trying to get some work finished and our daughter was cranky and getting in the way.

not a problem, it was not his weekend to have them, he's had them to help me out.. any way i get there and he looked terrible, realy sad and beaten.. i said he looked really bummed, he said he was and had been for a while.

i asked him if he had anyone to talk to and he said no.. i really felt sorry for him, really felt like inviting him round for dinner and a bottle of wine but knew that was not a good idea.. we stood there talking for about an hour.

ShadowX

Hmmmmmmmm, Well invite him to join this forum!
That would make him feel better, eventually anyway

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Adam & Eve

by startingover in

i was watching a program the other night in which a group of people were reinacting the early american colonist's lives.

they were supplied with homes and supplies which replicated the original conditions.

i found it interesting how hard of a time they had surviving.

ShadowX

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Community Service and the JW's

by startingover in

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friends

a florists went to a barbershop for a haircut and went to pay the barber when he was done.

the barber thought that was very nice.

later that afternoon a cop came in for a haircut when he was finished he went to pay the barber but again the barber said he couldn't accept payment since he was doing community service.

ShadowX

How about that?

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A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy

by Elsewhere in

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friends

http://www.cnn.com/2005/tech/science/04/14/mit.prank.reut/index.html

mit students pull prank on conferencecomputer-generated gibberish submitted, accepted.

cambridge, massachusetts (reuters) -- in a victory for pranksters at the massachusetts institute of technology, a bunch of computer-generated gibberish masquerading as an academic paper has been accepted at a scientific conference.. jeremy stribling said thursday that he and two fellow mit graduate students questioned the standards of some academic conferences, so they wrote a computer program to generate research papers complete with "context-free grammar," charts and diagrams.. the trio submitted two of the randomly assembled papers to the world multi-conference on systemics, cybernetics and informatics (wmsci), scheduled to be held july 10-13 in orlando, florida.. to their surprise, one of the papers -- "rooter: a methodology for the typical unification of access points and redundancy" -- was accepted for presentation.. the prank recalled a 1996 hoax in which new york university physicist alan sokal succeeded in getting an entire paper with a mix of truths, falsehoods, non sequiturs and otherwise meaningless mumbo-jumbo published in the quarterly journal social text, published by duke university press.. stribling said he and his colleagues only learned about the social text affair after submitting their paper.. "rooter" features such mind-bending gems as: "the model for our heuristic consists of four independent components: simulated annealing, active networks, flexible modalities, and the study of reinforcement learning" and "we implemented our scatter/gather i/o server in simula-67, augmented with opportunistically pipelined extensions.".

ShadowX

LMAO, tradition continues

http://math.mit.edu/undergraduate/cmi/humor.html

http://web.mit.edu/khwong/www/wri_quote_humor.html

http://www.mit.edu/people/rama/jokes.htm

http://www.mit.edu/people/rama/jokes2.htm

http://www.mit.edu/people/rama/jokes3.htm

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Cyber Relationships / Cyber Sex

by Lehaa in

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was wondering what everybodies ideas were on cyber relationships and cyber sex.. are they safe, when is the right time to meet face to face and do they work.. have been having a close friendship with another poster on this board for a while, and was looking for input.

if he wishes to identify himself that's fine with me.. i know that a few marriages have occured from people meeting on this baord and was seeking their input too..

ShadowX

Could never understand cyber sex thrill, or as my grand father used to say in similar occasions "Son, it is like licking honey through the glass jar" in translation - no effect

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Albert Einstein and his nature of turning inward?

by frankiespeakin in

jw
friends

i would like to here your opinions about ae even if you don't know much about him,, what do you think about him according to what limited knowledge you have of him.

i think this would be fun for our imagination.

i bet those that have a mystical nature might have some interesting things to say as well as you science buffs.. i think he was very introverted,,had great intuitions,, a very lively imagination,,and had perhaps experinced enlightenment perhaps not as much as some mystics but quite abit atleast that's what i gather from the recient thread i started which has some quotes of his ideas about spirituality.

ShadowX

Well if some latest revelations are correct than he also had a great first wife who wrote some of his key papers ....

However, one of his statements is my favorite:

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein

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Anyone here help rebuild after a hurricane affected the witnesses?

by PaNiCAtTaCk in

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friends

i went with some in my congregation for a couple of weeks when hurricane andrew hit florida in the early 90's.

we slept on the floor of an assembly hall there.

then i also went to st. thomas v.i.

ShadowX

LOL coffee_black