Posts by doofdaddy

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Arachnaphobia - I hate spiders

by ballistic in

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anyone who does not the like killing any of god's creatures, please do not read this.. i just laid in bed for over an hour trying to sleep until i heard a faint noise which sounded like lots of feet scrabbling around.

for a minute i thought there were rats somewhere.

i laid there for a minute my eyes darting around in the dark and i could feel my pulse going.

doofdaddy

Ballistic

I would'nt reccomend a holiday in Australia if you can't stand crawling/slithering things. We have the crown jewels of killers!!

One, the funnel web spider manages to a nail a few people each breeding season despite antivenine being freely available. They are the ugliest creature known to mankind. Huge fangs and bad attitude.

Same with our snakes. It is just the start of Spring here and I have seen my first venemous snake a few weeks ago. Plenty of slithery tracks in the dirt each morning as most hunt at night.....

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Describe yourself for a date....................(no crazy chicks)

by vitty in

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this got me thinking when i read ballistics topic about his internet dating.. now since i havent dated anyone for 28 years, i know its unbelieveable, cos im so young, but being married to the fella i met when i was sweet 16, i would really hate to start dating again .

anyway my question:: how would you describe yourself in a column of a newspaper or on the internet if you were looking for a date.

doofdaddy

OK I'm in..

Single male and loving it, who talks like there's no tomorrow, who loves silence and self

Who has a passion for cooking and eating but can get too wrapped up to remember food

Who lives alone but loves playing a crowd

Who can dance in a trance for days then sit listening to the trees for same

Who can read all night and lose the world

Who loves deeply but treads carefully

Who is contented and at peace at this moment..

Actually. I'm happy with myself thanx!!!!

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Big News! The Watch Tower Society has developed an edible Bible.

by garybuss in

the watch tower society has at last developed a product that will sell, edible literature.

the edible magazines are delicious and their shipping and storage only presents minor challenges.

the magazines need to be kept in a temperature range of about 44 degrees.

doofdaddy

Vomiting is a conscience matter e.g. Were you ill or did you stick your finger down your throat? God will judge your actions

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ALMOST LIKE BEING MARRIED

by Sparkplug in

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for the last four or five weeks i have been locked in a relationship with a person that i used to think was so very sexy, but now after

spending all day every day with this person i want a very fast moving bus to come thru our parking lot at lunch time..get my drift?

actually i am locked in a training room for a six week period with a very beautiful girl that is one of my friends.

doofdaddy

Ah now you remember....

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ALMOST LIKE BEING MARRIED

by Sparkplug in

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for the last four or five weeks i have been locked in a relationship with a person that i used to think was so very sexy, but now after

spending all day every day with this person i want a very fast moving bus to come thru our parking lot at lunch time..get my drift?

actually i am locked in a training room for a six week period with a very beautiful girl that is one of my friends.

doofdaddy

Could do Dams could do

I may be a Taurus but I'm also a Monkey. Slowly slowly catchee monkey!!!

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Big News! The Watch Tower Society has developed an edible Bible.

by garybuss in

the watch tower society has at last developed a product that will sell, edible literature.

the edible magazines are delicious and their shipping and storage only presents minor challenges.

the magazines need to be kept in a temperature range of about 44 degrees.

doofdaddy

Food at the proper time....

Can I have fries with that?

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ALMOST LIKE BEING MARRIED

by Sparkplug in

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for the last four or five weeks i have been locked in a relationship with a person that i used to think was so very sexy, but now after

spending all day every day with this person i want a very fast moving bus to come thru our parking lot at lunch time..get my drift?

actually i am locked in a training room for a six week period with a very beautiful girl that is one of my friends.

doofdaddy

Sparkplug, I'm hearing the same message.

Now all we have to do is get Dam to obey!!!!

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ALMOST LIKE BEING MARRIED

by Sparkplug in

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friends

for the last four or five weeks i have been locked in a relationship with a person that i used to think was so very sexy, but now after

spending all day every day with this person i want a very fast moving bus to come thru our parking lot at lunch time..get my drift?

actually i am locked in a training room for a six week period with a very beautiful girl that is one of my friends.

doofdaddy

Yeah he's overbearing and pushy which would have impressed (or overawed) my manager....

Dams you're invited I will supply lollypops. But be warned,the christian may jump on you. He seems obsessed with (opressed) sex.

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ALMOST LIKE BEING MARRIED

by Sparkplug in

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friends

for the last four or five weeks i have been locked in a relationship with a person that i used to think was so very sexy, but now after

spending all day every day with this person i want a very fast moving bus to come thru our parking lot at lunch time..get my drift?

actually i am locked in a training room for a six week period with a very beautiful girl that is one of my friends.

doofdaddy

Just got off the phone bitching to a good friend about my new "boss". This guy has NO quals. He is near illiterate and has virtually no experience. How he got through the interview process I don't know.

My gut warning bell went off the first time I met him. He is a christian and is trying to employ as many of his church friends as possible even if they don't have relevent quals or exp.. I have put in formal complaints about his unprofessional approach. We are hardly communcating. The regional manager is in a dilemma as he can now see his mistake in employing him but can't or won't get involved (that's his style, wait til it blows up!).

I can operate separate from him but he is the backup person in an emergency!!!

My exwife says she used to look out when my nostrils flared. Rare but impressive! Well I am a Taurus.

Look out!!

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Are you honest when you say your age?

by JH in

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i know people who don't say their real age, like take off 2 or 3 years.... my mom looks younger than her age, so she sometimes took off a few years.

gee, i'm just the opposite, i rather say my real age, and wait for a compliment saying "hey you look good for your age".

how about you, do you ever lie on your age?

doofdaddy

Yup and no that is not me in the avatar!!

Age is so relative.

When I travel, I tend to get hyper, getting people motivated to do stuff. When I tell them I have a 24 yr old daughter, they usually laugh and say funny joke. But I say look at me physically, greying hair, plenty of wrinkles and they go...Yeah wow, really?!

But other times I can sit with people and discuss deeper issues and they say I thought you were much older...

Both are compliments

I love Bob Dylans line "May you stay forever young"

My daughter saw him in concert a few years ago. When he finished this song she said he looked up and he looked twenty five!!!!(Just for a flash hahah)