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  If your salvation was dependent on Karaoke....

  by VioletAnai in

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  which song would you give your absolute best - standing ovation - performance?.

  i would sing green day's waiting.....i can sing that really good...i'd be guaranteed a place in paradise!!!!!!!!!!!.

  you've been a bad boy, go to my room

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  chezza

  Hi violet,
  there you got your flames next to your thread, and i think i would rather be dammed to an eternal hell than sing for salvation, coz if i sang you would all wish you were going to hell to get away from my singing, lol.
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  No windows in K Hs, why?

  by rekless in

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  does anyone have the real reason for this.. i thought that it was for insurance reasons.. is it due to the orgs.

  paranoia?.

  hell is truth seen too late.

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  chezza

  The kingdom hall i went to had many windows, and the curtains would only close if it was rather hot, and believe me did i spend many hours just looking out the windows during the meetings, which was really good when the late comers came coz you could see them :-), im sure thats why we had windows to see the late comers so the elders would know who they needed to speak to about respect for the food jehovah provides.
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  Why women 'bitch'

  by Simon in

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  btw: blame my father-in-law ... he sent it to me!.

  - simon.

  (suicide class)

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  chezza

  Are you sure you didnt take that picture of me, before i had my coffee.
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  Society interferes in marriage AGAIN.

  by dmouse in

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  ive not been so angry for a long time.. the watchtower article entitled jehovah hates the course of treachery in the may 1st 2002 issue is a masterpiece of bullshit.

  there are so many points in it i feel that i should make more than one thread.. in this thread i will deal with the issue of marriage discussed from paragraph 13 onwards.

  paragraph 15 warns against marrying an unbeliever and confirms the societys view that only jehovahs witnesses will survive armageddon, so why bother marrying someone who will die soon?.

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  chezza

  Hi Dmouse,
  You got it in a nutshell, it is a masterpiece of bullshit, we all know that the wtbts do get involved in the private lives of the dubs after all they love to gossip and have something to talk about at their grand poohbah meetings, oops i mean elders meetings.
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  Dear Abby Calls Cops; kiddie sex fantasy

  by Patriot in

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  by dave goldiner .

  daily news staff writer.

  dear molester in milwaukee: you're busted.. a man who admitted to dear abby that he fantasized about having sex with his girlfriend's young daughters was nabbed after the world-famous columnist tipped off cops.. milwaukee police found no evidence of sex abuse but charged paul weiser, 28, after they discovered 40 kiddie porn pictures on his computer.. "he feels there is a monster inside him, and he wants to get help," prosecutor paul tiffin said.. the advice columnist said she called police after an agonizing bout of soul-searching in which she balanced the anonymity of her writers against protecting the two girls.. "i lost sleep, didn't sleep for days, because i really believe this man wrote to me genuinely seeking help," said jeanne phillips, whose column runs in 1,200 papers worldwide.

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  chezza

  I agree with you on that sick point, and he confessed to only having fantasies, the wt knows of actual abuse and does nothing about it, shame on them, shame bloody shame.
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  You know yer addicted to this site when...

  by VioletAnai in

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  i apologize in advance for this post, i was stoned and bored when i wrote it:.

  1/ all yer dreams consist of the jw discussion, silent lambs and crisis of conscience icons.. 2/ when you greet people you say, h, e, l, l, o.. 3/ you spend countless hours trying to think up witty posts so everyone has a look and you get those little flamy things on the folder, cause this is all you live for and it makes you happy.. breath.

  4/ hair, make-up, perfect - right, i'm ready to log on.. 5/ 24/7 is just not enough time to say everything you need to say.. 6/ you use up yer 2 posts and 20 reply's in 2.35 minutes.. 7/ you complain constantly to simon, bombarding him with emails demanding yer own forum thread dedicated to all yer witty responses.. 8/ yer will stipulates a full time assistant is to be hired to do all your posting for you when you kark it.

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  chezza

  You read this post and think yeah i want flames coming off my post too, its bloody hard being the new kid on the block.
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  New Line of JW Greeting Cards

  by ofcmad in

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  yep.. shortly is to be released is a series of an all occassion greeting card set for the jw's:.

  for the d'fd in your family:.

  "i wanted to let you know,.

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  chezza

  lol, very funny indeed.

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Being a dub sucks
  Its worse than the flu.
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  Thinking about sex at the meeting?

  by gilwarrior in

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  when i went to the meetings, i couldn't concentrate, so i would daydream all the time.

  i noticed that most of the time i would think about sex!

  i would look at some of the young ladies and imagine having sex with them.

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  chezza

  We are all guilty of daydreaming at the meetings, this sounds groos but sometimes i would try to imagine certain ones having sex and god did you have a laugh, not to the mention the shivers of ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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  When you were a JW did you eva......

  by VioletAnai in

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  go out witnessing and have such a really bad day - doors slamming in your face, sun pounding down, elder and wife perfect have placed 100 mags in the last half hour while your struggling to shove a tract under the door of not at home after not at home and you're standing at a door with the most obnoxious, smallminded half-wit, who won't let you get a word in edge-wise - that you just loose yer cool and go off, i mean really go off?.

  i'm curious cause apparantly alot of witnesses used to do this and that's why you now have to 'qualify' to become an unbaptized publisher!.

  you've been a bad boy, go to my room

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  Hi,
  Yeah i remember many bad days, but the classic i remember the most was not by me, a certain sister in the cong didnt like to hear about sex or anything sex related or even anything to do with female stuff, in fact she would go to the toilet if it was getting discussed in the meeting just so she wouldnt hear it, one day she was out witnessing with a lovely older sister who asked her why she wasnt feeling well and was it " that time of the month" well she got so angry with her, at the door mind you,they were waiting for someone to answer it, she told her off and said how dare you talk to me like that and walked off and went home, i thought it was very funny when the sister told me.
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  What's Your Sign

  by MrMoe in

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  yes this has been done before... but there are lots of new posters soooooo... what's your sign?

  do you know your whole chart?

  i do astrology stuff and tarot yada yada, so if ya want i can do your whole chart for you and stuff, or compatibility charts too, but i need exact time of birth.

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  chezza

  Hi Mr moe,
  I am a scorpio, exact time of birth was 11.50 pm 15/11/1965