I was rolling when I first saw this one:
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What's Your Favourite YouTube Clip?
by sweet pea in.
if you need to laugh... .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujxi6x-moxe&feature=active_sharing .
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favorite movie lines
by bigdreaux inmine is from animal house: .
over!?!?!?!!?
was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!?!?!?!?!
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I'd like to share a...revelation I had, during my time here.
It came to me when I tried to...classify your species. I
realized that you're not _actually_ mammals. Every mammal on
this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with
the surrounding environment but...you humans do _not_. You
move to an area..._and_ you _multiply_...until every natural
resource is _consumed_. The only way you can survive is to..
spread to _another_ area. There is another organism on this
planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is?
A virus. Humans beings are a _disease_, a _cancer_ of this
planet...and _we_...are the cure.
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Would You Build an Ark...
by AGuest inif you heard [god] ask you to?
or would you.... 1. check to see if he told anyone else to build one, too.... 2. ask anyone else if they also heard him tell you.... 3. check with your family, friends... or religious leader... to see what you should do.... 4. worry that you're "gonna look crazy".... 5. worry that you are crazy.... 6. wait to see if it's going to rain.... 7. wait to see if it's going to flood.... 8. say "no".... 9. ignore the request... and say/do nothing.... i'm just askin'.
peace to you!.
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10) Ask, "What's a cubit?"
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Letter for my daughter as she leaves...
by Confession inmy precious chelsea,.
this friday you will be twenty years old.
this thursday we will be moving you from the home in queen creek to your dorm in phoenix.
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Like outnfree, I couldn't resist an "awwwwwww".
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When/If the society accepts Jerusalem's destruction in 586 BCE...
by B_Deserter in607 and 586 are 31 years apart, so adding 31 years to the witness timetable makes the end of the gentile times 1945. i guarantee you that if this happens, the watchtower will try to tie in the end of world war ii to this.
they'll say that the world wars were a culmination of the old world, a conclusion, and since there haven't been any world wars since (fingers crossed) that proves that we are now living in the last legs of the old system of things..
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They would never admit to being wrong on such a big issue.
However, if they did, it would be funny to see how many dubs would be so happy for getting such wonderous "new light".
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I JUST FOUND OUT.......!!!!!!
by Es inthat im having another baby!!!!!.
just done the test and the line came up straight away....... we were planning on falling pregnant in about three months and happend to fall pregnant straight away...im still in shock but had to share it with you all my family.
luv ya.
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Nice!
(I had to say something other than congratulations)
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Damn! its only a medium.
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Not allowed to sleep over - is that weird?
by collegegirl21 inokay, so my guy and i have been together for 10 months and we usually are ok together.
but there is something that has been getting to me and i think its unusual, but please correct me if i'm wrong - he won't let me sleep over at his house.
and he hardly ever stays at my house, he's maybe stayed here 3 times in our whole relationship.
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Spectre
Yeah, he is a weird one.
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Bro Prince?
by Dino inas i dont come on the board too much anymore, please forgive me if this question has been raised before.. if prince is a jw, what congo does he attend?.
thanks,,.
dino .
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I'm sure he gets a break because he is insane.
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Life Expectancy Drops
by sammielee24 inthe latest reports are in - the usa has dropped from 11th to 42nd place in life expectancy - behind guam, jordan and japan.
sammieswife..
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Spectre
Good! The sooner its over with the better!