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  Apostate overseers visit

  by sleepy in

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  hello i've been sent from botchtower headquaters to see how the flock of apostate are digressing spiritualy.. as we all know it is important to be inactive in the service and meetings and i see that many of you are doing well.. it can be hard though , sometimes when we come home from work tiered it is all too easy to get washed and changed and to rush of to a meeting without stoping to eat.. but without trust in the holyspirit you can become stong and my be able to get into the habit of watching tv or maybe even going to the pub.. even if you can do a little tv watching a day instead of reading the watchtower and awake it will help.. in order to combat the desires of the spirit we must replace them with more apostate things.i notice that some of you have not been active on the internet recently.. this is not good for your progress.. on my next visit i would like to see more non attendance at meetings less studying and more engagment in materialistic pursuits.. oh and some of you have been reporting your hours, please consider the relevent material as whether this is unscriptual or not.. with warm love and apostate greetings ,.

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  In light of our AO's visit I think we need to strive to do less. It is vital that everyones here puts the kingdom's work last. I see far too much studying among our people, and it has to stop! We must be careful to stumble our brothers and sisters and always uphold ouselves as bad associations. Take heed brothers and sisters, this is for your own good, or don't take heed, what do I care. I am secure in my standing - see, not only prideful, but boastful as well. The holidays are coming, make sure you eat and drink to excess, revel in unclean thought and deeds, and always forget to keep Jah first.

  The AO is here, and he isn't watching - remember that!
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  Your favorite and least liked society publication?

  by Celtic in

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  did you have a favourite publication?

  what was your least liked publication?

  creation book for the shady wt take on science.. unseen spirits, do they help us or do they harm us?

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  I liked the Revelation book for the same reasons that I like that book int the bible. Colorful and dramatic.

  I absolutely hated, despised, cursed, and dreaded the Watchtower magazine. Boring, tedious drudgery. Complete and total drivel - every word of it put me to sleep.
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  Apostate overseers visit

  by sleepy in

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  hello i've been sent from botchtower headquaters to see how the flock of apostate are digressing spiritualy.. as we all know it is important to be inactive in the service and meetings and i see that many of you are doing well.. it can be hard though , sometimes when we come home from work tiered it is all too easy to get washed and changed and to rush of to a meeting without stoping to eat.. but without trust in the holyspirit you can become stong and my be able to get into the habit of watching tv or maybe even going to the pub.. even if you can do a little tv watching a day instead of reading the watchtower and awake it will help.. in order to combat the desires of the spirit we must replace them with more apostate things.i notice that some of you have not been active on the internet recently.. this is not good for your progress.. on my next visit i would like to see more non attendance at meetings less studying and more engagment in materialistic pursuits.. oh and some of you have been reporting your hours, please consider the relevent material as whether this is unscriptual or not.. with warm love and apostate greetings ,.

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  My apostacy is coming along nicely. I have not been to a meeting in 11 years, I spend most of my free time on the internet or watching TV. I have a lot of hobbies that take more time from studying. I go out of my way to not talk to people about the bad news of God's kingdom. I even partake of too much alcahol on occasion and wake up foggy and unclear.

  I even attend parties, I mean gatherings, that have no basis in scriptural conduct. I plan to celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas with gusto. And I don't own a tie or any clothes more than a year out of style. I encourage my wife to dress immodestly and to act unchaste in public.

  All I want to know is... What more can't I do to halt the preaching work?
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  Revelations & Favorite Books of the Bible ...

  by Celtic in

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  one of my favourite books is still revelation, so much dramatic scenery and awesome events, cascading symbols of events.. what was your favourite book of the bible and why?.

  peace.

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  Revelation is so colorful and dramatic. I have a vivid imagination, and always enjoyed the pictures created by reading Revelation.

  I also liked Genesis and Job, tragic and heartrending at points, but good stories nonetheless.
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  What is marking about?

  by Missie Eff in

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  i have a good freind here with me this evening.

  (celtic, if you're around you know her - it's liane).

  there is something that has always puzzled both of us.

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  A couple in my congregation were marked because their son was caught smoking marajuana. The son was over 21, was not baptized or involved with the dubs in any way, but he lived at home with his parents. There was a talk in front of the entire congregation where this info was laid out for everyone and the elder asked if the parents were going to throw him out. When they refused it was made perfectly clear that the parents, both baptized publishers, were bad associates for not cutting off contact with their son. From that point on they were no longer invited to any function, most people stopped speaking to them even at meetings, and those that did still speak with them were frequently brought into the library for private meetings with the elders. It got to the point that no one spoke to them and they eventually stopped comming to the hall.
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  Children killed by bear and a kind God

  by mindfield in

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  i was just wondering about some points in the bible... no, i'm not saying there's a contradiction, i'm trying to find a reasonable answer here.... anyone remember when those two kids started to insult... elijah i believe?

  and then he called god on them and a bear killed not only them, but also hundreds more???

  jeez.. okay, that's one thing.

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  I'm gonna go threaten the sodomize some poor dude. I might get lucky and have virgin girls thrown at me. Wish me luck.
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  Favorite Cher song determines IQ

  by joelbear in

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  it has been proven that your choice of favorite cher song is an indication of your iq level.. song related iq.

  believe 140+.

  if i could turn back time 120 - 140. dark lady 100 - 120. half breed 80 - 100. i got you babe 60 - 80

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  What if you prefer Sonny Bono to Cher?

  (I mean musically, not sexually you pervs)
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  Which MALE body type do you prefer?

  by ItsJustMe in

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  personally, i like under 6', muscular, dark eyes, curly dark hair.. self-confidence is a must, as is laughing at my jokes!

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  Did I ever tell you ladies that I look like Howie Long?
  No?
  I wonder how the slipped my mind.

  <Where's my copy of Photoshop?>
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  Some funny things about Aussies...

  by closer2fine in

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  from the australian bureau of statistics.

  3 australians die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.. 142 australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.. 58 australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of.

  screwdrivers.. 31 australians have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.. 19 australians have died in the last 3 years by eating christmas.

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  OK let's see if I can get this out - any typos are because I'm laughing sooooooo hard!

  How does someone die from checking a 9volt battery on their tongue?
  It's only 9volts?

  BTW, I've done this one myself.

  What kind of git doesn't unplug the lights before he waters the tree? Serves him right.

  19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas
  decorations they believed were chocolate.
  Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
  incidents.

  What the hell?!?

  And this one REALLY scares me: 101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

  I've got a baby coming, is this what I have to look forward too?
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  Which MALE body type do you prefer?

  by ItsJustMe in

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  personally, i like under 6', muscular, dark eyes, curly dark hair.. self-confidence is a must, as is laughing at my jokes!

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  Simon, Simon, Simon!

  What's wrong with you!?!
  

  BTW Ladies, I'm making notes so I will know how to attract women...

  You know Angharad reads this, she posted right before you!

  On the other hand...
  

  So far I have to be a 6ft short guy with blondish-black hair but maybe bald at weekends and tanned smooth, hairy skin with the odd scar covering my muscular but pot-bellied body.

  Very funny!