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  The Simpsons and Philosophy

  by DanTheMan in

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  i haven't read this book, but it sounds interesting.. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0812694333/qid=1036713174/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/102-4751819-0195307?v=glance&s=books&n=507846.

  people who don't recognize what a smart and hilarious parody of society the simpsons is haven't given it a chance.

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  I have this book and I haven't read it

  the d'oh of Homer
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  Where are all the spoons!!

  by LuckyLucy in

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  im sitting here at work...ready to eat my stew and all i have is a knife!

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  In England, everyone only has one spoon.

  Yeah. And that's your spoon for your entire life, right? And if you lose it, you starve to death unless someone in your family wills you their spoon. And they have spoon millionaires in England, right?
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  Something More At / Needed By Silent Lambs?

  by Englishman in

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  this is a bit unusual, i found it at: http://www.antijehovahswitness.com/.

  my thoughts about bill bowens efforts with silent lambs.

  i thought i'd write this piece about bill and his gargantuan efforts with silent lambs.. i fully agree with what he's doing, but.

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  I am the ghost of Fred Franz, I have assumed Random Task's body to give you this special message:

  The watchtower is everywhere and they are watching you. That troll statue that your weird aunt linda gave you and insisted that you put on your nightstand is actually a well trained bethelite that stares at you when you are sleeping. Look at it, its smiling at you, its seen you naked. The real Ted Jaracz has actually fused with technology to become Mecha-Ted Jaracz. The Jaracz you see on telivision programs is actually the reanimated body of C.T. Russell, with a shave, and a little plastic surgery. They know that you have a king size snickers bar next to the Playboy mags stuffed under your mattress and they are gonna tell your momma. Our plan is to confiscate all of the marshmallow creme pies on the earth so as to bring down western civilization as we know it. You cannot stop us, we know who you are and one step towards the phone and we will freeze you with our ice ray. We mean it.
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  The Sleeping Dragon is Awakening

  by Perry in

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  us officials are signalling that a deal has been reached with france and russia to overcome their objections to a new resolution against iraq.

  senior diplomats are discussing the latest resolution drafted by the united states at a closed-door meeting of the un security council.

  iraq... will face serious consequences as a result of its continued violations of its obligations .

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  Yes, Bill Clinton did not go into Somalia, neither did he go into the Balkans, right? Bill Clinton's lack of foreign policy in dealing with terrorists, remember the USS Cole was suicide bombed in 2000, during Clinton's administration, by the same people who bombed the World Trade Centers. Nearly 10 years of not doing anything about Saddam and worldwide terrorism led to the attacks on Sept. 11. We do not live in a bubble, there are evil people out there who want us dead, we have to be aware of that fact and act accordingly.
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  Something More At / Needed By Silent Lambs?

  by Englishman in

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  this is a bit unusual, i found it at: http://www.antijehovahswitness.com/.

  my thoughts about bill bowens efforts with silent lambs.

  i thought i'd write this piece about bill and his gargantuan efforts with silent lambs.. i fully agree with what he's doing, but.

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  This IMO is whats wrong with the attitude of those who are looking to reform the Organization. Its better if it is just broken up and destroyed. Their doctrine and policies, even going beyond child abuse, are evil. If one cared about their friends and family, they would want to get them out of this cult and not try to change it.

  I think we are seeing real progress in that their increase has all but stopped in the western world and we have first hand evidence of witnesses who are in and just don't care anymore. Apathy has spread through the organization and hopefully, as time goes on we will see the destruction and not the reformation of the Jehovah's Witnesss organization.
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  The Sleeping Dragon is Awakening

  by Perry in

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  us officials are signalling that a deal has been reached with france and russia to overcome their objections to a new resolution against iraq.

  senior diplomats are discussing the latest resolution drafted by the united states at a closed-door meeting of the un security council.

  iraq... will face serious consequences as a result of its continued violations of its obligations .

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  Its not about Killing every single Iraqui, its about changing the Middle East so that it is not a safe haven for evil and barbarism. If there is a regime change and the people over there are ALLOWED to prosper by a democratic free society then thats how you combat terrorism. The fact is that nearly every Middle Eastern nation is governed by an autocratic despot who opresses the people and foments hatred not only against the U.S. but the western free world.
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  Are You A man Or A Woman?

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  sometimes, the gender of a poster is relatively easy to deduce due to their style of posting, and, dare i say it, their choice of vocabulatory.

  but sometimes it is difficult to know if you are "talking" to a man or a woman (or homosexual).

  ok, right away, i hear protests of "what the heck does it matter?

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  Man, heterosexual and I AM wearing pants
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  Where are you from?

  by Rado Vleugel in

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  my site (

  http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/

  ) has been visited by people from 97 different countries.

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  San Diego, CA
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  Why did YOU want to live forever??

  by Scully in

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  what was it about living forever that appealed to you when you were a jw?.

  was it the idea that you'd have all the time in the world to do whatever you wanted to do?

  were you thinking about travelling the world and seeing it all transformed into a paradise?

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  and 1 wild turkey

  He better watch out later this month!!
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  Cheesy Question:

  by Englishman in

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  what's your favourite cheese, please?.

  mine's gruyere, a swiss cheese that is absolutely scrummy.http://www.cheese.com/description.asp?name=gruyere.

  of course, i still enjoy the noble stilton, danish blue and there ain't nothing to compare to a genuine parmesan with pasta.. but, gruyere takes some beating, i reckon.. englishman.

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  Cottage cheese is soooo good, especially with pineapple or peaches in it.