The panties will be a piece of cake, Im just not sure they'll let me in with a suit without a looming judicial committee.
(Maybe i should just wear the panties?)
Aphrodite
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pANTIES at the kINGDUMB HELL
by hamsterbait inwe should start an annual festival of "secret sin" at the kingdumb hell.. from now on hamstergod has made it known thru his true prophet (moi !
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"the first sunday in february shall be forever, even unto eternity, known as "wear womens panties under your suit to the kingdumb hell day".
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Is Jehovah the most perverted creature in the universe?
by mkr32208 inok here's my thoughts.
i'm gonna ramble for a few minutes!
if i die and jehovah is going to resurrect me with all my memories and everything intact... hummm how to put this delicately.
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Well Duh! Anyone who's read the bible know that! Of course he is perverted, he's an ego maniac sicko, who loves to watch people die and commit "sins" then suffer in guilt complexes.
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WTF with jesus christ .............
by grewupJWnoselfesteem78-95 inby jesus returning in 1914 by only directing his attention towards earth...(flip flop flip flop) what does his actual presence consist of?
is he projecting his spirit from heaven..... .
what do they mean by presence now ?
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If you're present invisibly, wouldn't you need to show you were here somehow, by doing something? What marked Jesus invisible return? Were did he return to and where from? Is he just twiddling his thumbs now?
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Unexplained Mormon "miracles"...Unexplained JW "miracles"
by FormerMormon inok... lets get the ribbing aside.
our mormon "miracles" are more unexplainable than yours.... one of the many tools used by the morg to keep it's members active is the use of faith promoting stories involving apparent miracles... or the unexplainable.
there are unexplainable stories even in my own family.
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There was always this thing about pioneers and shoes. Miraculously shoes would arrive just when a pioneer needed them. I remember when I pioneered thinking, gosh (actually not gosh because that was a kind of blasphemy) I really could do with a new pair of shoes. No shoes ever came my way. I wonder if that was because the holy spirit knew I was going to become a 'postate?
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Blood Transfusions - Eating blood???
by Aphrodite ini don't understand how the wt links blood transfusion and eating blood?
http://www.watchtower.org/e/hb/article_01.htm from their website, it is obvious that they can gain the conclusion from the bible that eating blood is wrong.. but from leviticus 17:1-16 10as for any man of the house of israel or some alien resident who is residing as an alien in your midst who eats any sort of blood, i shall certainly set my face against the soul that is eating the blood, and i shall indeed cut him off from among his people.11for the soul of the flesh is in the blood, and i myself have put it upon the altar for you to make atonement for your souls, because it is the blood that makes atonement by the soul [in it].12that is why i have said to the sons of israel: no soul of you must eat blood and no alien resident who is residing as an alien in your midst should eat blood.. i don't see how they can turn around and say that blood should not be used for its propper use which is to flow through your veins and sustain your life.
it even says: "for the life of the flesh is in the blood.
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What's Jesus and the Pharisees arses got to do with it?
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Devastating post coming next year
by darth frosty inwith in the next week and a half(maybe sooner) there is going to be a very insightful post about the borg.
merry christmas every one, and a happy new year.
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Lol Liquid Paper.
Announcement: There has been apostates infiltrating the congregation. From now on everyone must wear aposta-detecta-kit helmuts at all meetings. Everyone will be scanned upon entry and must submit to an anal probe!
Bwaahahahaha I kill myself.
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Own up time...
by Chalam inwell it looks like this site is a real melting pot, a broad spectrum of views and beliefs.
for sure there are many disaffected ex jws.
so in as few words as possible, preferably not more than one sentence, how would you describe yourself spiritually?
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Aphrodite
I am spiritual, neo pagan, with some buddist beliefs but avoid any organised religion. Everyone should be free to believe as they will. I kinda believe in reincarnation and enlightenment but not in a judgemental way. I believe in energies. Theres lots more to it, but I think that will do. Im just about to leave for our new Years Party! Happy New Year everyone, love Aphrodite.
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Blood Transfusions - Eating blood???
by Aphrodite ini don't understand how the wt links blood transfusion and eating blood?
http://www.watchtower.org/e/hb/article_01.htm from their website, it is obvious that they can gain the conclusion from the bible that eating blood is wrong.. but from leviticus 17:1-16 10as for any man of the house of israel or some alien resident who is residing as an alien in your midst who eats any sort of blood, i shall certainly set my face against the soul that is eating the blood, and i shall indeed cut him off from among his people.11for the soul of the flesh is in the blood, and i myself have put it upon the altar for you to make atonement for your souls, because it is the blood that makes atonement by the soul [in it].12that is why i have said to the sons of israel: no soul of you must eat blood and no alien resident who is residing as an alien in your midst should eat blood.. i don't see how they can turn around and say that blood should not be used for its propper use which is to flow through your veins and sustain your life.
it even says: "for the life of the flesh is in the blood.
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Thankyou SirNose very helpfull. Another thing, if this is so important to god, why did he make ticks, mosquitos and leaches plus intestnal worms and various other creatures that eat blood? Isn't the blood sacred?
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Blood Transfusions - Eating blood???
by Aphrodite ini don't understand how the wt links blood transfusion and eating blood?
http://www.watchtower.org/e/hb/article_01.htm from their website, it is obvious that they can gain the conclusion from the bible that eating blood is wrong.. but from leviticus 17:1-16 10as for any man of the house of israel or some alien resident who is residing as an alien in your midst who eats any sort of blood, i shall certainly set my face against the soul that is eating the blood, and i shall indeed cut him off from among his people.11for the soul of the flesh is in the blood, and i myself have put it upon the altar for you to make atonement for your souls, because it is the blood that makes atonement by the soul [in it].12that is why i have said to the sons of israel: no soul of you must eat blood and no alien resident who is residing as an alien in your midst should eat blood.. i don't see how they can turn around and say that blood should not be used for its propper use which is to flow through your veins and sustain your life.
it even says: "for the life of the flesh is in the blood.
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I don't understand how the WT links blood transfusion and eating blood? http://www.watchtower.org/e/hb/article_01.htm from their website, it is obvious that they can gain the conclusion from the bible that EATING blood is wrong.
But from Leviticus 17:1-16 10 “‘As for any man of the house of Israel or some alien resident who is residing as an alien in YOUR midst who eats any sort of blood, I shall certainly set my face against the soul that is eating the blood, and I shall indeed cut him off from among his people. 11 For the soul of the flesh is in the blood, and I myself have put it upon the altar for YOU to make atonement for YOUR souls, because it is the blood that makes atonement by the soul [in it]. 12 That is why I have said to the sons of Israel: “No soul of YOU must eat blood and no alien resident who is residing as an alien in YOUR midst should eat blood.”
I don't see how they can turn around and say that blood should not be used for its propper use which is to flow through your veins and sustain your life. It even says: "For the life of the flesh is in the blood." So surely its ok to use blood for its propper and natural use. Its not natural to eat it, but it is natural to have it running through your veins?
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Devastating post coming next year
by darth frosty inwith in the next week and a half(maybe sooner) there is going to be a very insightful post about the borg.
merry christmas every one, and a happy new year.
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Well come on, I want more announcements, this thread is very entertaining and definately NOT long enough.