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  The World's First Human Clone

  by OrbitingTheSun in

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  Scientists are evil...I learned a lot about them from Buggs Bunny cartoons. Just look what they created:

  Edited by - D8TA on 27 December 2002 13:42:31
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  The World's First Human Clone

  by OrbitingTheSun in

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  Now I'm getting suspicious, isn't there a post already about this? Hmmmm...could THIS post be a CLONE of THAT post???

  Be afraid...be very afraid.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=43274&site=3
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  Satan Claus

  by SwedishChef in

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  santa claus takes the place of god in the holidays.

  similarities between santa and god:.

  quality of santa claus #1:.

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  D8TA

  Heh...you all forget this argument:

  When you re-arrange the words in Claus it spells: A.C.L.U.s.

  All "true" Christian's should be aware of this. Everybody knows the ACLU is really Santa...eh...Satan, or something.
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  Will China have 1 Billion Christians????

  by JT in

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  the washingtonpost carried a very powerful article on religion in china and it's growth-- for many years there is-- no god-- has been the offical position of the state- .

  many persons believe that man has an inward desire to worship, while others feel it is merely a result of the suffering of man, that he looks for something better and thruout history one of the roles of religion has always been to promise it's followers a better life for temporary suffering now.

  and any quick review of the lives of folks in china clearly shows that they need a hope and religion does sell hope- as jesse jackson said: "keep hope alive".

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  Their are about 250,000,000 people listed in the Chinese phone book under the name of Wong. Now, should every one of them convert that would mean:

  There are a lot of Christians who are Wong, and that's a lot of Wong phone numbers.
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  First Human Clone

  by donkey in

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  yes baby....cloning is kewl!!!!

  edited by - donkey on 27 december 2002 7:55:14edited by - donkey on 27 december 2002 8:1:50.

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  HEY HEY HEY!

  Notice the heading in the article which reads:

  No data released

  THIS REALLY CHAPS MY HIDE!

  I never knew I was in bondage in the first place! Tell me, WHO the hell are THESE people to drag me in to their rinky-dink schemes?!

  Same old, same old!

  Make a clone...yep, drag D8TA in to it! Create controversy...yep, drag D8TA in to it! Somebody initiates an evil and sinister plan for world domination by hyper-bred superior cloned humans....hey why not, let's DRAG D8TA IN TO IT!

  WHEN will they leave me alone?! WHEN?! Vultures! Picking at my name constantly like a corpse for their collective community of nerds.

  "We need 'data' to verify", they say.

  "We need 'data' to prove our silly theories", they say.

  DATA! DATA! DATA!

  Well I say, "I want beer and women and all you media hounds and scientists...leave me alone damn you"!
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  First Human Clone

  by donkey in

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  yes baby....cloning is kewl!!!!

  edited by - donkey on 27 december 2002 7:55:14edited by - donkey on 27 december 2002 8:1:50.

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  ...Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

  Franky Four Vest, join me and together we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

  Your father never told you what happened to your third cousin's half brother twiced removed from your step uncle's former mistress' who was your mother's first landlord adopted son's former parent's room mate.

  No....I am your third cousin's half brother twiced removed from your step uncle's former mistress' who was your mother's first landlord adopted son's former parent's room mate.
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  God's Purpose Soon to Be Realized: WT idiocy

  by Focus in

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  http://www.watchtower.org/library/pr/soon_realized.htm.

  " - http://www.watchtower.org/library/pr/soon_realized.htm ?

  http://www.watchtower.org/library/pr/soon_realized.htm.

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  Jehovah's Witnesses believe what the Bible says: "God is not partial, but in every nation the man that fears him and works righteousness is acceptable to him." (Acts 10:34, 35) They view their fellow Witnesses in all countries as spiritual brothers and sisters, regardless of race or color. (Matthew 23:8) And the fact that such a global brotherhood does exist in the world today adds to the evidence that God's purpose will soon be realized.

  Uh.....yah.

  We go from a "God that is not partial to any (hu)man that fears him"(Acts)...to....fellow Witnesses viewing each other as bros an sistahs regardless of race of color. What's wrong with the paragraph?

  Anyone? Anyone?

  This is a prime example of "cherry picking".

  You take the scripture from Acts, which is CLEAR to any observer, that such said "God is not partial and accepts"...then you pick a scripture that talks about brotherhood to fit the square peg in to your eltist-point-of-view-circle-hole. Crimeny sakes....I think I have an IDEA!

  I will use WTS methods of "cherry picking" to prove a point:

  Followers of D8TA believe what the Bible says: " But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me." (Luke 19:27) They view that it is acceptable to vanquish any enemy of God.(Acts 13:10) And the fact that such persecution and vanquishing of Witnesses does exist in the world today, adds to the evidence that God's purpose will soon be realized.

  * smiles *

  Cherry picking....mmmmmmmmmm. * Homer Simpson Garggle *
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  Little Brother Burns Watchtower!

  by OrbitingTheSun in

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  oh my god, you guys!

  some jehovahs witnesses just came to my house--and of course my latest strategy is to hide and let someone else answer the door, or not answer the door at all.

  well, my younger brother is home from his first semester at college and he just happened to be near the door when they came knocking... .

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  * wink *

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  Hi.

  * runs away *
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  Fellow Posters ........And What They Accomplish

  by minimus in

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  have you ever wondered why a person posts the subjects that they do?

  in getting to know you, here, on this forum, i've come to appreciate certain things.

  each individual contributes to the makeup of this board.

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  D8TA

  Have you ever wondered why a person posts the subjects that they do?

  Wanna know a secret? Shhhh...

  * drinks a shot of wisky *

  * closes eyes *

  * brings finger up near monitor *

  * puts finger on monitor *

  I found the post I'll type on.

  * drinks a shot of wisky *

  * closes eyes * . . .
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  Atkins - good or bad?

  by zenpunk in

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  i keep hearing good and bad about the atkins diet.

  i started it a month ago not really to lose weight, but, i had heard that atkins eliminates sluggishness during the day and insomnia at night.

  what was startling was the amount of energy i gained.

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  Try to have a balanced healtyw ay of eating instead of jumping on whatever fad diet is being promoted this month.

  He is blind...trust me. Not only did a drunk juggler (with years of experience in acid drop practice) in a seedy third world bar diagnose the entire world as to being blind, but this poster as being blind too. Just a word of warning...this poster is BLIND...and if all of you can't see it, then you're blind also!

  (edited for spelling and grammar due to Franky's blinding blind post which contributed to my blindness.)

  Edited by - D8TA on 26 December 2002 11:5:7