Well, I was gonna suggest jewelry, cuz a girl never refuses a pretty ring but, if you think not...how about browsing on Ebay? Even if you don't find "the gift" you might be prompted with some ideas! Have fun!
Virgochik
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1st Christmas: Gift ideas for wife?
by Little Drummer Boy inooookay,.
first of all, exwitless, don't read this thread!.
shoo!.
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Sheesh, you buy one gram of Crystal Meth...
by SixofNine in... from a male prostitute who gives great backrubs, and suddenly you're not qualified to represent jesus and the so-called conservative party anymore.
where is the love?
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Virgochik
This is the front page story in Colorado Springs, and all over the evening news. He was seen fleeing his home with the wifey and 3 kids with him in the car, pursued by the TV news vans. All looked Haggard. Funny thing is, at first he denied everything. Now, some of it is true. What's to be revealed tomorrow, all of it is true?? He lives in a posh gated community in the Briargate area of northern Colo. Springs, very pricey. Maybe he'll get a sweet severance check, and become a pastor with Metropolitan Community Church.
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IS/ WAS YOUR CONGREGATION LIKE MY CURRENT ONE?
by enlightenedcynic inin the congregation i currently attend with my die-hard witness wife and my two kids, the p.o.
is a lame duck elder whom no one really respects or goes to for any counsel, advice, etc.
another elder(lives at bethel) has taken to flirting with a local sister who is seperated but not divorced from her husband.
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Virgochik
In our Hall, and this was twenty years ago, we had:
1) Late 30's, married Ministerial Servant sleeping with 15 year old sister, both reproved
2) Late 50's married elder, whose wife refused to have sex, sleeping with his study's wife. Elder disfellowshipped, whole congregation gossiping about it, and his life ruined. Study couple quits coming to meetings.
3) Elder's family has 2 teenage boys, and a toddler. They hire teenage sister to babysit the little girl after school. Surprise! Blond sister is found in bed with one of the black teenage sons. Who was so blind as to not see the attraction to one another? Both reproved, neither is reinstated and "fall away."
4) Elder runs away with MS's wife, they get an apartment in another town. They get married. MS begins dating elder's ex-wife.
5) Elder's dissatisfied, neglected and pretty wife divorces him, and marries her boyfriend, a lawyer. Congregation is stunned! When did she meet him? Many gossip about how it's not surprising because elder worked 16 hour shifts at his job, then was always doing elder duties. She felt unloved and found someone else who spoiled her with attention. She was disfellowshipped, but do ya think she gave a rat's fanny?
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Do you get stressed talking to JWs?
by jwfacts ini am a salesman, so will talk to anyone, anytime without fear.
but for some reason, everytime i need to speak to a jw i get a huge rush of nerves.. i also am an accountant and do tax returns, and this year lost most of my jw clients.
some went to another accountant in the congregation.
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Virgochik
Sure, they miss you at the meetings, misspeaches....and just as surely, if you went back, they'd ignore you!
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New Tracts fill Recycling bins
by Lilycurly ini thought the jws would never visit my appartement bloc...but they finally did.. i came home yesterday night to find one of the new tract folded a few times and inside my mailbox.
i was really excited of course, but a bit dissapointed that i wasn't there to get it directly from them.
i looked around the other boxes, and it seems like the dubs just left one to everyone without even trying to knock.
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Virgochik
We got ours yesterday, Nov.1. Hubby tossed it on the kitchen counter and grinned, "here's something to get you riled up, Virgochik!" I was gonna write, Watchtower, this is YOU! where it says false religion tolerates pedophiles, and mail it to Crooklyn. But too late, he'd tossed it in the trash! I can't imagine why. There it lies, beneath the coffee grounds.
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Prince is setting up shop in Vegas!
by Atlantis inhttp://www.chartattack.com/damn/2006/11/0202.cfm prince is setting up shop in vegas .
thursday november 02, 2006 @ 06:30 pm.
by: chartattack.com staff.
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Virgochik
Maybe there's been new light on gambling? Lots of my parents pals have gone to Vegas, "just to see the shows." Maybe the bookies can lay odds on when Armageddon's coming.
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Do you get stressed talking to JWs?
by jwfacts ini am a salesman, so will talk to anyone, anytime without fear.
but for some reason, everytime i need to speak to a jw i get a huge rush of nerves.. i also am an accountant and do tax returns, and this year lost most of my jw clients.
some went to another accountant in the congregation.
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Virgochik
I can't stomach talking to them, I get like a panic attack. I know how overbearing and pushy they can be. I'm afraid, if they had me convinced once (tho briefly!) they might fast talk me again. I just don't want anything to do with them. I'm sure some of the friendly sisters coming up the walk are sincere, but it also brings back the bad memories and the bad dreams.
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Did demons ever really rape some sisters?
by hambeak ini had a conversation last night with someone and we were reminescing about the late 60's and early 70's about how a couple of the sisters were telling at the time that they were being molested and sometimes raped by demons.
in our cong they were told to open the bible to a certain scripture and leave the bible open to it at all times and leave a light on.
anyone else remember some of this paranoia?
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There was an elder's wife at our Hall, who claimed a presence came to her, even when her husband was in bed with her. She claimed to be overwhelmingly attracted to it, and couldn't stop it from using her body to satisfy its desires. They later discovered that the grandmother, who stayed upstairs, "dabbled in spiritism" gasp! After they got rid of Grandma and her stuff, the visitations stopped. Elderette became pregnant, and the child (unfortunately) was unmistakably hubby's.
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Nasty week-end weather wise
by JH ingee, this autumn isn't the best i've seen.
it's windy, rainy, cloudy, cool and a great time to stay inside today.
we didn't have any indian summer this year, and not much heat even in september.. i just hope that the snow won't get here too early this year !.
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Virgochik
We had a nasty blizzard in the Denver area, blowing snow and whiteouts. What a wonderful day to be off, just watching out the windows and getting another mug of cinnamon coffee! That was Thursday. Friday, it was sunny and warmed up to 63 degrees. Ideal, really. Pretty snow, no dirty snow later on!
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Comments You Will Not Hear at the 10-29-06 WT Study (REJOICE WIFE)
by blondie inwww.reexamine.org (wt publications online).
http://www.randytv.com/secret/unitednations.htm (united nations issue).
with her love may you be in an ecstasy constantly.".
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Virgochik
They slam the Catholics for granting annullments, so people can remarry. Only the JW's just make them wait a year, then get reinstated, and everything's forgiven. What, please, is the big difference?