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  Advice from a Christian robot.

  by expatbrit in

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  are you struggling with an important decision in your life and you don't know what the theological consequences are?

  then come on over and bring your question to the robot-adviser.

  it plugs your question into the same, but seemingly universal bible verses every time.

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  detective

  Here is an advise for you

  Your decision to lick my puppy's naughty bits has following positive aspects:

  it may increase your resistance to sin

  The negative sides however include:

  it will be a stumbling block to others

  I hope that my questions had helped you to make situation concerning your decision either or not to lick my puppy's naughty bits more clear. If you want to really make a wise decision - pray God for wisdom in a light of what Bible teaches us about our attitudes.

  If any of you is lacking in wisdom, ask God, who gives to all generously and ungrudgingly, and it will be given you. But ask in faith, never doubting, for the one who doubts is like a wave of the sea, driven and tossed by the wind; for the doubter, being double-minded and unstable in every way, must not expect to receive anything from the Lord.
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  'OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY' . . . . . . . . . . [scans]

  by nicolaou in

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  well he's always asking for them so, kent, here they are.

  i'll add the new ones each month as i receive them.. i've got most of the km's going back a few years but please don't ask me to scan the lot!

  if there are specific issues you need however, just let me know.. posting them here so everyone can grab 'em as opposed to emailing out dozens of copies.. nic'.

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  detective

  Don't you want the good news to get out, Henry?
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  Biggest Mathematical Miracle in the World

  by Moxy in

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  oh lordy.

  i dont usually post these messages i get from jw mailing lists.

  but this one is pretty hilarious:.

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  detective

  Dutchy, I think that would have to read "... even the ATHEIST cries out to a god."
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  Whats your fav song or band?

  by Beans in

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  other than the kingdom songs i`m sure we must have squeezed in some time to listen to the radio between territories and on the way to the mettings.. my musical tastes vary from classical to heavy head banging music,basically i like everything!i love the cult,rush,van halen,boston,etc anything from the 80`s retro era.. but my favourite song would be everything counts by depech mode and she sells sanctuary by the cult!.

  beans.

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  detective

  The Pixies!!!!
  (sadly, they are no longer together)

  The Cure is also a favorite.

  As for favorite songs I like old jazz numbers- a little Nina Simone...

  Another song I really like but rarely ever hear is "Juliet" by Dire Straits. I was just thinking about that song the other day so it popped into my head when I read this topic.
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  Judge rejects girl's request to stop transfusion

  by Lady Lee in

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  news story .

  judge rejects alta girl's request to stop transfusions due to religion.

  carol harrington .

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  detective

  Here's how to contact the Toronto Star:
  Send your contributions to Letters to the Editor via email to [email protected]; via fax to 416 869-4322; or by mail to One Yonge Street, Toronto, Ontario, M5E 1E6.
  Letters must include full name, address, and phone numbers of sender. Street names and phone numbers will not be published.
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  HELP PLEASE!

  by TheStar in

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  i'm a newbie around here.

  i have only posted once but i've come in here almost every day to read for about the past month.

  this place has been therapeutic for me as i'm currently trying to make my exit out of the borg.

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  detective

  Can anyone post the date or a scan of the articles in the awake entitled "Your Wedding Day"?

  Attn Lecook: this might help you!
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  A Young Girl Lives, Thanks to Ceasar

  by messenger in

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  http://www.thestar.com/nasapp/cs/contentserver?pagename=thestar/layout/article_type1&c=article&cid=1014203908594&call_page=ts_world&call_pageid=968332188854&call_pagepath=news/world.

  feb. 20, 06:06 edt .

  court denies teen's religious objection to transfusion .

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  detective

  Here's how to contact the Toronto Star:

  Send your contributions to Letters to the Editor via email to [email protected]; via fax to 416 869-4322; or by mail to One Yonge Street, Toronto, Ontario, M5E 1E6.
  Letters must include full name, address, and phone numbers of sender. Street names and phone numbers will not be published.

  We reserve the right to edit letters, which typically run 50-300 words. Photos are welcome.
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  A sickening example of religious vampirism

  by expatbrit in

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  the link below leads to a webpage for a play entitled it's not too late: a christian drama/musical inspired by the columbine tragedy.. here is the synopsis of the play:.

  the story takes place during one day at a high school.. .

  mr. brooks is the custodian of the high school.

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  Dick e Lentz stated:
  

  As I said before, all murders are the result of rejection of God. That is because God cherishes all life and desires that we cherish life just as much as He does. Murder is an example of what happens when a person turns their back on God and the things that God values.

  Are you saying that you believe in God but not the bible? When you make a statement like this, I am left with the impression that you either haven't read the bible or have dismissed it entirely. I'm sure I won't be the only person to point out that there's a whole lot of God-approved killing going on in the "good book".
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  Forgotten/Unforgotten Friends

  by kheli in

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  since i am recently out of the "truth", i still find that i have a couple of people that i really miss.

  i have managed to get past the stage of obsessing about whether or not certain people still think/care about me.. but, every now and then i wonder about my (ex)best friend.

  she was like a sister to me.

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  detective

  As an outsider, I found the "rules" very confusing when I was suddenly immersed in their world. After several months of being without my witness friend, I still miss him everyday. I know how badly things have turned out for him since we've split. Confession, disfellowshipping, eviction from his pioneer "friend's" apartment. I know he's hit new lows in his life and probably needs support now more than ever. I know there is little I can do though I desperately wish I could do something to help. I am always torn over how to best handle that situation. One of these days I hope to stop holding my breath and waiting. As much as I hate it, I know in my heart I'm still doing it. I think it's going to take a long time.
  I don't base my friendships on arbitrary affiliations but...he does. So, I have to work on letting go so I can make room for people in my life who love me for who I am, not what group I'm in. Star on my belly or not, I'm a pretty damn good egg. (re: "The Sneetches" by Dr. Seuss)
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  Passive agressive behavior- a common JW trait?

  by detective in

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  i'd like to ask a serious question about passive agressive behavior and witnesses.

  i know a variety of non-witnesses who are passive aggressive in their behavior so this is obviously something of a attitude that anyone can have.

  but i was curious to find out if people think this behavior is common among witnesses?

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  detective

  Funny story, andi.
  Thanks for the insights, folks.