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  I just registered as a blood donor!

  by Crumpet in

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  on the 30 april i will be giving blood for the first time.

  this seems to be a nice period of 1st for me:.

  first tattoo.

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  If I could, I would

  I dont meet the weight requirement...
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  The Cowboy

  by found-my-way in

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  a successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted .

  wife.

  she was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about .

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  A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
  wife.
  She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
  
  ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
  
  
  Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
  drunk.
  
  She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
  she
  decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
  him
  around the house than the drunk.
  
  He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day
  and
  knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked
  hard
  and the ranch was doing very well.
  
  Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really
  good
  job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick
  up
  your heels."
  
  The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday
  night.
  
  He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
  the
  rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
  waiting for him.
  She quietly called him over to her.
  
  
  
  
  
  Trembling, he did as she directed.
  
  "Now take off my boots."
  He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
  
  
  
  
  He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
  
  "Now take off my skirt."
  He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
  fire light.
  
  "Now take off my bra."
  Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped
  it to the floor.
  
  Then she looked at him and said:
  
  "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.
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  A few tidbits of knowledge from my congregation

  by TooBad TooSad in

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  when one comes to the realization that the wtbs is not even close to being the true religion,.

  sitting thru the mind numbing and butt numbing meetings can be painful and unbearable.

  thru them by laughing to myself at what is said from the platform and from the audience.

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  LOL

  Morons.
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  DELILAH'S STRANGE EXPERIENCE......

  by Mary in

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  ok, i wasn't sure if i should post this, but was convinced by buttlight someone who shall remain nameless.

  i was talking to delilah the other day (she hasn't been posting because their computer broke down a few months ago).

  she had a bizzarre experience at work a couple of weeks ago that really freaked her out.. the friday before easter, one of the women who works on her floor, was passing flyers out inviting people to a worship service that weekend.

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  found-my-way

  lets say your sitting in your living room, all by yourself. You look at the coffee table, and see something that is sitting on it, levitate in the air, and drop! Everything else on the coffee table is still in place. What caused it?

  I know! I know !

  a gust of wind! (no wind?)

  it was your imagination! (no?)

  you were dreaming! (oh, you were awake?)

  ummm

  it couldnt possibly be spirit beings, there's no scientific evidence they exist
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  If SATAN could offer you something desireable, would you accept it?

  by JH in

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  if it was possible for satan to offer you something desireable, knowing that god wouldn't approve of it, would you accept it anyways.. now, if you don't believe in god, you won't believe in satan either so this question doesn't apply to you..

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  JH,

  I would accept it....

  If I knew for sure it was Satan, I'd also have alot of questions to ask him....
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  DELILAH'S STRANGE EXPERIENCE......

  by Mary in

  1. jw
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  ok, i wasn't sure if i should post this, but was convinced by buttlight someone who shall remain nameless.

  i was talking to delilah the other day (she hasn't been posting because their computer broke down a few months ago).

  she had a bizzarre experience at work a couple of weeks ago that really freaked her out.. the friday before easter, one of the women who works on her floor, was passing flyers out inviting people to a worship service that weekend.

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  Mary,

  I believe your friend was telling the truth.

  There are so many things that happen that have no explanation at all.

  Just because it is hard to believe it happened, doesnt mean it didnt actually occur exactly the way she explained it.

  I'm sure if doubters had clearly seen a person's entire eye go black, and then change back, standing from only a few feet away, they would be frustrated if someone told them they had simply hallucinated it.

  just my two cents.
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  If science could let you live forever, would you take it?

  by Paralipomenon in

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  an ethical question for theists.

  if science started to make some progress in extending our lifespan and eventually made a breakthrough that halted the aging process, even able to reverse it.

  would you accept such a treatment, or allow yourself to grow old and die to take a chance at an afterlife.

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  I'd take it.

  I have so many things that I want to experience and do (like travel the world), I dont think 30 more years is enough time to do it all...
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  6,000 hours and counting

  by NotaNess in

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  i have posted a few times, but didn't say hi yet, so hi!.

  i have been tuning into the forum for about a year.

  it's a good forum no doubt.

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  double post
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  6,000 hours and counting

  by NotaNess in

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  i have posted a few times, but didn't say hi yet, so hi!.

  i have been tuning into the forum for about a year.

  it's a good forum no doubt.

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  found-my-way

  Hi NotaNess!

  Welcome!
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  Suicide

  by Regrets in

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  hello all.. i post here under a different name but feel the need to unburden myself anonymously.

  i hope you can understand.. several years ago, while married and an active dub, i had a one night stand.

  i was mortified at what i had done because this had happened before and i had told my wife.

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  It's amazing that we carry the secret burdens that we do.

  You are not alone in having a secret that you cannot bear to share...many have secrets.

  I agree that you shouldn't share it with your wife, this was years ago...it will only bring her pain, and you have proven that you are sorry...

  You have to forgive yourself, and you need to move on.

  Once you do this, you can be the best husband that your wife deserves, right?

  you need to let go of your past self, and embrace your new self...

  seeing a therapist will help you to do that if you feel that you cant do it on your own.