The JW joke i will never forget. I heard it a million times when i was a kid.
You know there is no woman in heaven right?
When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.
Revelation 8:1-3
*jeremiah*
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Bible Jokes (as lame as the ones we used to pass around when we were JW's)
by TheHypnoToad inq. what do they call pastors in germany?
a. german shepherds.
q. who was the greatest financier in the bible?
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anyone feeling a wee bit guilty about celebrating Thanksgiving and Xmas??
by Star Moore ini was feeling a bit guilty about celebrating as this is my 1st year out and i know the history of all the holidays and birthdays are pagan or bloody or idolatrous.. .
but i was thinking that it's not what someone made them in the past but what they are right now.. to us, at this moment.
am i going to sit down on thanksgiving.. and say, "i hate those indians, think i'll go kill some"..????
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You pagan worshippers! How could you get involved in a holiday that brings together family, good food, and a reflection of what your thankful for. Sounds like the spirit of the Antichrist to me.
Just joking, never felt guilty about Thanksgiving.
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Has anyone else heard about this North American Union?
by *jeremiah* inhas anyone else heard about this north american union?.
i've read a few online news articles about this,....has anyone else heard of this??
in brief: its supposedly where sometime in the very near future mexico, usa, and canada will come together in a similar manner to the eu.. thoughts?.
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Thanks Abbagail!
About 12 yrs ago i read "The Demonic Roots of Globalism" by Gary Kah, an ex UN insider. I learned then about the link between the UN and Alice Bailey's writings. You can still see that this link exists here at http://www.lucistrust.org/
As far as the 10 superpowers are concerned, I totally agree. The EU is there already and I believe the rest will form in the near future. I've heard rumors that they would like to have the NA Union by 2008-2010.
Abbagail,
I wonder how the JW's will fit into all this. I feel like their denial of Christ, along with their "new light" and shifting language and doctrine, will actually bring the WT$ to acceptence of this New World Order and eventually the Antichrist. Alice Bailey's rhetoric is not too distant from the JW's. She talks of a "coming new age" etc, etc. She also talks about how we can become higher beings, and in other words, grow towards perfection in this new world order.
If anyone hasn't atleast skimmed through Alice Bailey's writings, its well worth it. She wrote these books around the turn of the century. Actually I should say that she penned the books, but a "Master", was actually telling her what to write. She was a medium. Everything she wroted is relative and happening today. Hitler was student of her writings, btw.
Thanks for the research Abbagail.
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For those who have lost their way......
by watson invisualize me doing my best "jim carrey" gag reflex.. .
----- directions to the spiritual paradise.. when leaving the worldly mall make a turn around and go to faith blvd.
keep straight on lamp to my roadway.there, you must turn onto the endurance bridge, which is over troubled water.
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When is the next rest stop,...I have to go to the bathroom and grab a snickers.
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Bumper Stickers for the Board
by gordon d inwe have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.
i'll go first....... .
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IN CASE OF RAPTURE, MAJOR CONFUSION WILL SET IN AND WE WILL BE WAITING ON NEW LIGHT ON THE MATTER
IN CASE OF RAPTURE, THIS CAR WILL BE AT THE KINGDOM HALL
IN CASE OF RAPTURE, I WILL BE AT THE KINGDOM HALL WORKING ON GESTURES DURING MY #2 TALK
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New World or New System of Things
by *jeremiah* inhi everyone, i'm seeking clarification again.
when i was in the borg, the phrase the wt used to call paradise was "the new system of things".
i've read a lot of posts on here and i've seen a lot of "new world" and i never see "the new system of things" phrase.
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So, not necessarily watchtower speak, but what do Jdubs say in conversation these days? Do they use them interchangably or are they now using "New World" more often?
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Bumper Stickers for the Board
by gordon d inwe have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.
i'll go first....... .
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GOT PRIVILEGES?
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New World or New System of Things
by *jeremiah* inhi everyone, i'm seeking clarification again.
when i was in the borg, the phrase the wt used to call paradise was "the new system of things".
i've read a lot of posts on here and i've seen a lot of "new world" and i never see "the new system of things" phrase.
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Hi everyone, i'm seeking clarification again. When I was in the borg, the phrase the Wt used to call paradise was "the new system of things". I've read a lot of posts on here and I've seen a lot of "New World" and I never see "the new system of things" phrase. So I take it the language has been changed to "New World"?
When and why did they do this? How did they do this? For the folks that were in at the time of this phrase change, what was the wts approach. Did they just slowly work the language in over a period of time or was it one week it was "new system of things" and the next week it was "new world"?
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Has anyone else heard about this North American Union?
by *jeremiah* inhas anyone else heard about this north american union?.
i've read a few online news articles about this,....has anyone else heard of this??
in brief: its supposedly where sometime in the very near future mexico, usa, and canada will come together in a similar manner to the eu.. thoughts?.
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so what's your opinion on this whole thing?
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The Red, White and Blue flies high!
by AK - Jeff ini have never owed a flag, certainly never flown one at my home.
today i hung one proud and high on my front stoop.
i bought two of them - one will likely be hung in the back entrance area.
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*jeremiah*
Jeff, let me know when that car group will be coming by, and I will gladly position myself in your front yard saluting and pledging allegiance to the flag.