Elders_Kid

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  The Complete IDIOTS'S Guide to Become an Apostate

  by Victor_E in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ask and elder if he has read silentlambs website.

  answer at the meetings original comments not the ones you are supposed to quote by rote.

  when asked at the doors if the media stories about jw pedophiles are true answer that you know of some.

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  Elders_Kid

  Here's a good one that worked for me....

  Make out with an elder's daughter after a meeting one night. She will feel guilty and spill the beans, and you will be the one to get into trouble for it.

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  Favorite Alcoholic Bevvie?

  by The_Bad_Seed in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lets hear it.

  beer, mixed drink, spirits.

  my stats:.

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  Elders_Kid

  Beer: Miller Lite or LaBatt's

  Mixed Drink: Jim Beam and Cherry Coke (also known as Happy Juice).

  Spirit: Stoli Gold

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  I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
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  Dogs returning to its own vomit.

  by KKLUV155 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is what i was always told of ones coming into the org.

  and then leaving again.

  as a dog returning to its own vomit.

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  Elders_Kid

  Dogs returning to its own vomit.

  So if I was raised as a dub, was d/f, and later returned, would that apply to me?

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  Road to Perdition

  by L_A_Big_Dawg in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  anyone see this movie?.

  curious as to your thoughts.

  i think it is a strong contender for "best movie", "best actor" (tom hanks) and "best supporting actor" (paul newman).. this is the best movie i have seen this year.

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  I haven't had the chance to see the movie yet, but I did get to see the beach house first hand. They filmed that part of the movie just south of where I live. The day before they were supposed to tear it down, my wife and I walked down the beach to that house. The crew was gone, but the security guard let us take a tour of the house. It was pretty cool to see, they had removed all the furnishings and decorations by the time we had gotten there, but the frame was still up, and there was this interesting red stain on the wall under the window.

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  What irritates you?

  by writerpen in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what irritates me is when the car in front of me on the interstate leaves his turning signal on for 8 miles.

  i was so irritated at this coming back from lunch today that all i could think of was, 'wouldn't it be great if i had a rocket installed in this little car so i could blow his car off the road?

  ' why do we get pissed at little stuff like this?

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  Elders_Kid

  Ignorance. There is nothing worse than a person who claims to know more than he/she actually does.

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  edited to correct spelling due to my ignorance

  Edited by - elders_kid on 25 July 2002 14:48:42
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  Fake 'hovahs

  by TR in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  other discussions about the cost of wt rags reminded me of something.. several years ago, late eighties, while i was out selling, er placing witchtower and afake!

  rags door to door, i encountered a householder(i hate that frickin' word) that had an interesting observation.

  she said, "oh, you people were just here, and i bought some magazines".

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  Elders_Kid

  Anybody here ever heard of a return visit?

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  ELDER'S WIVES AND CHILDREN

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have you ever noticed how some elder's families are the worst example in the congregation?

  some wives lord it over the rest and think they are special , while some kids get away with all sorts of things because of big daddy.

  have you ever had a problem because an elder's family got away with something and you got blamed for it?

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  Elders_Kid

  seems like alot of elder's kids got crapped on

  Tell me about it.

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  S77/S79 forms

  by Elders_Kid in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  does anybody have a scanned copy of the s77/s79 forms that are filled out by the judicial comitte when sombody is disfellowshipped?

  i would like to see what type of information they sent to mother-borg when i was d/fed.. also, can you get a copy of the information in your file in brooklyn or at the local kingdumb hall?

  seems to me that, by law, they should be required to provide you with the information in it... your employer has to show you your personnel file if you ask to see it.. thanks for any help you can provide.

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  Elders_Kid

  Osarsif- Thanks for the link.

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  ok, now that we have history of names...

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  ... i've always wondered about some of the picies people have in their profiles.

  what does your picture mean, and why did you pick it?

  is it something serious, or funny, or totally meaningless?

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  Elders_Kid

  My picture is supposed to be a baby carrying a beer bottle, smoking a cigarette and peeing all over the place. Not sure that it means anything really, just thought it was kinda funny. I can't get it to animate though. Any suggestions? Thanks

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  Lawyer jokes

  by larc in

  1. social
  2. humour

  lawyer jokes...... i have a few, i hope you can add some too.

  what do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the river?

  answer: a pretty good start.

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  Elders_Kid

  Anybody know the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

  One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

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