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  Awake 8th Nov Picture

  by why144000 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  could someone please have a look and perhaps post a picture from the nov 8th awake.

  i have been told that the picture was taken during a convention and a young person is giving the 'finger' at the time the photo was snapped.

  i do not have access to the mag but it would be interesting to see if something like that was allowed to slip through.

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  Elders_Kid

  I think that the index finger may have been "edited" into the picture. If you look at at, it appears to be at an unnatural angle, and the size is out of proportion to the hand.

  Another individual in this picture that I find interesting is the man with his back to the camera, with the tan shirt on sitting next to the pole... is he sleeping? I know that I would be.

  Why aren't any of the children dressed up in their pretty little suits and ties? I had to wear one of those damn ties when I was a small child, they get to wear sweat-shirts and jeans.

  EK
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  Three Drunk Women...

  by Matty in

  1. social
  2. humour

  three drunk women had a very late night drinking session.

  they left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.

  the next day, they all met and compared notes about who was the most drunk the night before.

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  Elders_Kid

  A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see his doctor. The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem by startling himself whenever he thought that he was going to ejaculate. S o, the man went directly to a sporting goods store and bought a starter pistol. Then he went home to try the doctor's advice.

  When he got home, he found his wife waiting for him on their bed... naked! So he ripped off his clothes and began making love with her. Eventually, they wound up in the "69" position and then the man felt an enormous urge to ejaculate, so he cranked off a few shots with his new starter pistol.

  They next day, he went back to the doctor and reported his results. He said, "It didn't work out for me, Doc!
  When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
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  Are you a cat or dog person? (fluff)

  by In_between_days in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, im bored - really bored.

  this is my favorate breed of dog................ whats yours?.

  also, are you a cat or a dog person?

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  Elders_Kid

  For all of you dog lovers out there, this is for you.........

  Click on the link, and watch the show.

  http://wtv-zone.com/JBond/chowmein.swf

  Sorry if I have offended any cat lovers, but this was just too funny!!!

  EK
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  Things JWs don't say

  by WildTurkey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lets post somethings as a dub you dont say:.

  luck, you dont say party, its a get together.

  you dont go to church, its a hall

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  Elders_Kid

  Once while in service I made a comment about using the magazines as coasters. I said that I couldn't understand why a person wouldn't want to accept them at the door, they would probably be able to soak up at least a half a cup of coffee. Funny thing is that I was the only one laughing.

  EK
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  The Complete IDIOTS'S Guide to Become an Apostate

  by Victor_E in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ask and elder if he has read silentlambs website.

  answer at the meetings original comments not the ones you are supposed to quote by rote.

  when asked at the doors if the media stories about jw pedophiles are true answer that you know of some.

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  Elders_Kid

  Here's a good one that worked for me....

  Make out with an elder's daughter after a meeting one night. She will feel guilty and spill the beans, and you will be the one to get into trouble for it.

  EK
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  Favorite Alcoholic Bevvie?

  by The_Bad_Seed in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lets hear it.

  beer, mixed drink, spirits.

  my stats:.

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  Elders_Kid

  Beer: Miller Lite or LaBatt's

  Mixed Drink: Jim Beam and Cherry Coke (also known as Happy Juice).

  Spirit: Stoli Gold

  EK

  I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
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  Dogs returning to its own vomit.

  by KKLUV155 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is what i was always told of ones coming into the org.

  and then leaving again.

  as a dog returning to its own vomit.

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  Elders_Kid

  Dogs returning to its own vomit.

  So if I was raised as a dub, was d/f, and later returned, would that apply to me?

  EK
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  Road to Perdition

  by L_A_Big_Dawg in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  anyone see this movie?.

  curious as to your thoughts.

  i think it is a strong contender for "best movie", "best actor" (tom hanks) and "best supporting actor" (paul newman).. this is the best movie i have seen this year.

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  Elders_Kid

  I haven't had the chance to see the movie yet, but I did get to see the beach house first hand. They filmed that part of the movie just south of where I live. The day before they were supposed to tear it down, my wife and I walked down the beach to that house. The crew was gone, but the security guard let us take a tour of the house. It was pretty cool to see, they had removed all the furnishings and decorations by the time we had gotten there, but the frame was still up, and there was this interesting red stain on the wall under the window.

  EK
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  What irritates you?

  by writerpen in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what irritates me is when the car in front of me on the interstate leaves his turning signal on for 8 miles.

  i was so irritated at this coming back from lunch today that all i could think of was, 'wouldn't it be great if i had a rocket installed in this little car so i could blow his car off the road?

  ' why do we get pissed at little stuff like this?

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  Elders_Kid

  Ignorance. There is nothing worse than a person who claims to know more than he/she actually does.

  EK

  edited to correct spelling due to my ignorance

  Edited by - elders_kid on 25 July 2002 14:48:42
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  Fake 'hovahs

  by TR in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  other discussions about the cost of wt rags reminded me of something.. several years ago, late eighties, while i was out selling, er placing witchtower and afake!

  rags door to door, i encountered a householder(i hate that frickin' word) that had an interesting observation.

  she said, "oh, you people were just here, and i bought some magazines".

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  Elders_Kid

  Anybody here ever heard of a return visit?

  EK