Anyhoo, I'm offering you the latest issues of the Watchtower and Awake! magazines. I have't bothered to read them myself and have no idea what's in them, but if you take them, it'll look really good for me!
LOL! That was me. I was terrible about reading the "boring!" magazines. I was always petrified that a householder would ask whether or not I've read them. Fortunately, it never happened.