Hmm, how about the single middle aged "sister" that was handicapped and was lonely and horny........and would sneak and pinch the younger guys in the butt, and give them a big juicy kiss on the lips when she could get away with it.
Or the time when the microphone attendant hit the answerer in the mouth with the microphone on a stick.
Oh, and the crazies who claimed to be of the annointed - one of whom had been divorced and remarried and never came to meetings, but was there to partake at memorial!! What a joke that religion is!!
Jib